By Leaders of the New School

Broadway Joe so
Sleep if you want Ny
Quil will help you get your Z's, troop
But here's the real scoop
I'm all that and then some…
…short dark and handsome
Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from
I'm vexed, fuming, I've had it up to here
My…
…(Who's that?) Brown!
Some may, I say, call me Charlie
The word is the herb and I'm deep like Bob Marley
Lay back on the payback, evolve…

…so what's the scenario
[Verse 1: Phife Dawg]
Ayo, Bo knows this, (What?) and Bo knows that (What?)
But Bo don't know jack, 'cause…
But here's the real scoop
I'm all that and then some, short, dark, and handsome
Bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from
I'm…
…y'all!)
Real live y'all (Live y'all!)
Inside, outside, come around
(Who's that?) Brown!
Some may, I say, call me Charlie
The word is the herb and I'm…

…so what's the scenario
[Verse 1: Phife Dawg]
Ayo, Bo knows this, (What?) and Bo knows that (What?)
But Bo don't know jack, 'cause…
But here's the real scoop
I'm all that and then some, short, dark, and handsome
Bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from
I'm…
…y'all!)
Real live y'all (Live y'all!)
Inside, outside, come around
(Who's that?) Brown!
Some may, I say, call me Charlie
The word is the herb and I'm…

…so what's the scenario
[Verse 1: Phife Dawg]
Ayo, Bo knows this, (What?) and Bo knows that (What?)
But Bo don't know jack…
But here's the real scoop
I'm all that and then some, short, dark, and handsome
Bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from
I'm…
…y'all!)
Real live y'all (Live y'all!)
Inside, outside, come around
(Who's that?) Brown!
Some may, I say, call me Charlie
The word is the herb and I'm…

…here we go, yo
So what, so what, so what's the scenario
[Verse 1: Phife Dawg]
Heyo, Bo knows this, (What?) and Bo knows that…
…will help you get your Z's, troop
But here's the real scoop
I'm all that and then some, short, dark, and handsome
Bust a nut inside your eye…
…the vibe, it's the Tribe y'all (Tribe y'all!)
Real live y'all (Live y'all!)
Inside, outside, come around
(Who's that?) Brown!
Some may…

…[Hook: XVL Hendrix]
I'm riding around the city stunting, nigga
Ain't that a bitch?
Your hoe had the nerve to ask for some gas…
…you gon' meet that clip
Ain't that your bitch?
She all on my dick
I bought me a purp
I pulled up a six
I took me a sip
I'm fly and I'm…
Empty your purse and fill up her tummy
Then send the bitch home to her hubby
Ain't that some shit?
Street nigga, though, ain't…

…yo, here we go, yo
So what, so what, so what's the scenario?
[Verse 1: Phife Dawg]
Ayo, Bo knows this (What?) And Bo knows that…
…will help you get your Zs, troop
But here's the real scoop
I'm all that and then some, short, dark, and handsome
Bust a nut inside your eye…
…?) Brown!
So, may I say, call me Charlie
The word is the herb and I'm deep like Bob Marley
Lay back on the payback, evolve, rotate…

…so what's the scenario?
[Verse 1: Phife Dawg]
Ayo, Bo knows this (What?) And Bo knows that (What?)
But Bo don't know jack…
But here's the real scoop
I'm all that and then some, short, dark, and handsome
Bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from
I'm…
…(Tribe, y'all!)
Real live, y'all (Live, y'all!)
Inside, outside, come around
(Who's that?) Brown!
So, may I say, call me Charlie
The word is the herb and I'm…

…yo, here we go, yo
So what, so what, so what's the scenario?
[Verse 1: Phife Dawg]
Ayo, Bo knows this (What?) And Bo knows that…
…will help you get your Zs, troop
But here's the real scoop
I'm all that and then some, short, dark, and handsome
Bust a nut inside your eye…
…?) Brown!
So, may I say, call me Charlie
The word is the herb and I'm deep like Bob Marley
Lay back on the payback, evolve, rotate…

…hit 'em hard, and then I c*m
Love to eat a skin, but first I inspect it
Not a crim-im-im-inal, got a record, go and…
…with the microphone check
I'm all that and more cause there never was comp
Play Mr. Bad and you shall get stomped
I had a head full of hair, but I kept…
…back, not give you no slack, see what I'm saying son?
There more to this here than being short, dark, and handsome
Messing…

…hit 'em hard, and then I cum
Love to eat a skin, but first I inspect it
Not a crim-im-im-inal, got a record, go and…
…with the microphone check
I'm all that and more cause there never was comp
Play Mr. Bad and you shall get stomped
I had a head full of hair, but I kept…
…back, not give you no slack, see what I'm saying son?
There more to this here than being short, dark, and handsome
Messing…

…', guess who's next?
The 5 foot assassin with the microphone check
I'm all that and more cause there never was comp
Play Mr. Bad and…
…?
There more to this here than being short, dark, and handsome
Messing with my lady, you know that's a no-no
Why? Because you can't mess with my Yo…
…we do have soul
Some of us are hoein', some are on the positive road
Me, I'm hoein', on the mic I'm flowing
With the tongue and…

…or are you just fashionably creepy?
Librarian said I looked handsome. I thanked her
Then I took her to the kids section and spanked her
On some…
…in a hall of mirrors
One paid job with a bunch of volunteers
Wait‚ statistically speaking
Doesn't it make sense that the best rapper alive
Would be some…
The homies back north said they wanted bars‚ I expedite ‘em
I'm hung like Hugh Hefner's corpse and I smell just like ‘im
Live from Yelp's…
By East on the Black Coast

…no one will bother you, listen
I'm no father to you, but girl i'll keep you safe
Behave childish and i love you like a daughter
Say…
…not sarcastic when i say these hoes plastic
No matter what lip stick, no matter how dressed up
In the morning with your hair all messed up
And…
…dark eyes, i said you're a work of art
You're a work of art that needs just a spark
To become what you was meant to be
Your ideas…

…wasn't handsome
Raised the mind like Charles Manson's Knew I was some man's son, but which one?
That made me strong, created my poison…
…encyclopedias and dictionaries
I wrote anthems from antonyms, harmonies from homonyms
Created cinema from synonyms, livid to eliminate that…
To write my life and times in sentences, art my dark archnemesis
They want me off the premises, that's what…