…'cause it's the deal
She possessed my package so it fits the bill
Olivia, had a mouth like a machine
Called The Ejaculator, this bitch is…
…us at a quarter to twelve
I'm thinkin' three bitches, this is gonna be swell
But when they showed up, dudes, what the hell?
Six eyes got swelled…
…was Helen but close enough
It didn't matter to me when she was in the buck
This chicken named Shawna don't front for shit
She only come around to score this…
…talented and amazing and pretty
I'll never forget any of the good memories we shared together and they will be with me for the rest of my…
…me when I was going through some tough times
Thank you for being such an amazing person and making the last three years of my life…
…very entertaining
You always be in my heart Nana
I love you, rest in peace
[Tribute IX: Ariel Ntim-Addae]
Nana Adwoa, you were the definition of…
…found out she had been defecated on
That that was smeared all over her body
And putting her mouth the children have
To live with this for the rest of their
Lives
It will never be…
…think we'll see
That almost all of us are very
Distraught about this whole thing I
Don't know what it's going to do to my
Son
You…
…on their own now but it's
Going on mountain life is not fair
I tell my children all the time and I
Did way before this ever entered our
Life there is no…
…start calling you a c*nt but you're the sort of c*nt
That when you're calling him a c*nt, he's like, "Yeah I'm a c*nt"
It's like, "No…
…event
Like when this battle was confirmed, you should've seen what this clever f*cking tweeted
"The rest is…
…battle cause it was comically timed
The hatred that I have for you is not a disguise
I'm disgusted to say that you even share this hobby of…
…[Skit 1: Bones & Scroggie Jones]
YOU ARE NOW TUNED INTO SESH RADIO
Ladies and gentlemen this is, uh the lead programmer of…
…afternoon and um, you know were all gonna mourn for him, but were gonna- were gonna listen to this tape like he would want us to. Remember the…
…tell you like this
I don't care if you moving bricks
I pay no mind if you trying to speak
You ruin the lives of everybody you meet…
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…[Round 1: Math Hoffa]
You make the worst life decisions
I've been wanting to do this for so long. You a virus in battle rap…
…to try flip some of my shit!
Well I'mma do it before you can do it, nigga, watch this:
"They say the eyes are the window to each soul…
…like "Oh, Damn
Math moving like Conan. Four Heads in one month, Jesus! in a row man!"
This battle gon' be the same: Jesus and the Romans
No bitches in my…
…out this wish before Ian had a chance:
"I wish that every time we sit down to eat, no matter what is put in front of us, it will be…
…very quiet. Noah spoke first.
"Ian, I never thought I would say this, but I don't want to eat polkadot pancakes for the rest of my…
Was a microscope and a luge sled among the gifts? No. What were you thinking? This is not that kind of materialistic story.
Mom and Dad were in the…
…a mistake
You try to hide the time
The time is life
Gets a little bit larger everyday
And it grows till it's out of control
I've been giving…
…my advice to others
Trying to tell them how to live
A little lying, a bit of truth
What I'd like for you…
…Oh, oh where we get this hope
I can't tell the weak thing is tough
You better get this go
But that is space I want…
…we are happy, that I can say and until we're not, I kid you not we're gonna stay that way.
My life would start to settle down…
…couldn't figure out why.
No way! No how! No what? What now?
The place is packed, I needed that.
The bottle's cracked, I'm glad for…
…packed, I needed that.
The bottle's cracked, I'm glad for that.
A good night's rest, forget about that,
I feel alive in this dive so I'll drink to that.
"Thank you very much good night"…
…to know, who was the father of the baby that I miscarried, was I ever going to be able to have kids, does this mean I was infertile, what is…
…haunt me for the rest of my life, that if I get sick again, if I get bad like I was, that my friends aren't going to understand, that my…
…their reproductive experiences, because the only way for this—for us to gain control of this—is to speak about it. I am so honored to be here and to be…
…dancing. I had the whole world screaming "Go, go Lyt!"
Should I show boat? Oh no, this is no joke, sike
Damn he spit, I gotta show…
…a back shell
For the rest of your life, live a Hermit life
You the boss? I'm Bison, I'm Tyson
I'm riding on this pre driver, ride…
…business sippin' my tea, you see this is Kermit like
Nigga, I been selling dope since the beeper days
Before some of you bitch…
…to lay it down
Like Caesar I'm bald, my crew has the crown
You didn't make the cut, I got this on Locke, so
Let me give you some…
…and erase it every morning
Like it's my search history
This shits tough, life is hard. Sounds like You're having a bad experience, here's…
…will he ever be the GM NO
Two cheese, you should count the blessings when you sneeze
This is gonna end just like last time can I…
…eating]
Mordecai: Ugh, dude, this is not good! We gotta find a way to back out of the battle.
Rigby: Yeah man, I'm totally with you, those guys are gonna…
…gonna lose!
Pops: No, the power of poetry will d-
Rigby: Pops, the power of poetry isn't even a thing!
Mordecai: C'mon, Pops, this is…
…feelings and the world will be yours I'm assuring you. So I thank you good sirs for this great contest- [Red beam comes out of…
…why all these ladies always sayin that im single
Your life is a fiction bitch
Fake guns, fake knives, 2 staples and i STILL came to hate for this
You…
…list
[Verse 2: Mr. Vegas Rap]
Y-yeah thats right we got a list full of names
And a fist full of pain for you pricks in the game
This…
…to stand in than to stand up
But at this point in time i dont really give a damn fuck
I may be a bit of a hipocrite too
But the difference is dude
At least i…
…you're a rapper
1cy, to be a rapper, you have to perform raps!
Spent the entire first minute implying I'm trash
If this is what you got. you…
…are predictable
Saying Sin started me? Well, that is part true
If you didn't back out of the battle he woulda started you!
"Yapping" "Chan did" the the vowels are the…
…already did
(rest)
Get it? Because you never say shit?
The only way you could get a dub in this battle
Is bias and fuck that
I'm a pro at football the…