"She was hermione and I am Ron weasley"

…Ron, come on! We're the only friends that she's got! [RON] And that's cool [HERMIONE] And that's totally awesome [ALL] Yeah, it's…

…all that we love And it's all that I need At Hogwarts Hogwarts I think we're going back! [GINNY, spoken] Ron! You were supposed…

…of wizard! [HARRY, spoken] Listen, Draco. Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole world, I wouldn't trade them…

…Ron: Here I am, face to face With a situation I never thought I'd ever see It's strange how a dress Can take a mess And make her…

…wanna let her know... Draco: I feel so queasy Both: But I can't let it show... Ron: She'd laugh, poor Weasley Both: Come on Ron…

…: Ron... Draco: Draco... Both: You gotta let it go You gotta let it go... Ron: (Malfoy:) Here I am, face to face (What…

…[RON] Here I am Face to face With a situation I never thought I'd ever see Strange, how a dress Can take a mess And make her…

…in love Falling in love I could be Falling in love Falling in love Falling in love With Hermione Granger [RON & DRACO] I wanna let her know…

…[DRACO] I feel so queasy [RON & DRACO] But I can't let it show [RON] She'd laugh, "Poor Weasley"! [RON & DRACO] Come on [RON…

…the wand! Like Hermione and Ron, I'm about to get it on! 'Cause my mouth spits hot like Incendio flames You're lukewarm like some…

…levio-suck! You're a dud like Dursley but worse And I'd rather herd nerfs than have to endure your third verse! [Harry Potter, Ron…

…Weasley, Fred & George Weasley] Have you heard rap before? That was not dope at all Maybe have Goldieballs show you the protocol But I…

…b>Joey: Here I am, face to face With a situation I never thought I'd ever see It's strange how a dress Can take a mess And…

…to sing about her? I don't care about her It's just a little make-up Draco, wake up! I'm mistaken She is the hottest girl I've ever…

…on Joey: Ron... Lauren: Draco... Both: You gotta let it go You gotta let it go... Joey:   (Lauren:) Here I am, face…

…[JOEY, spoken] Umm... huh. Thanks for the support. Uh... umm... let's see, uhh... ehh, it's- it's like... (sung) Here I am Face…

…to face With a situation I never thought I'd ever see Strange, how a dress Can take a mess And make her nothing less than…

…wake up I'm mistaken She is the hottest girl I've ever seen Now, because she's like a girl I've never seen Don't know why I'd ever…

…uncle kinda scary 'Til Hagrid burst through the door and said "You're a wizard, Harry" So he rode to Hogwarts with Hermione and Ron…

…they were well on their way to stop Voldemort Now Harry, Ron and Hermione Were well aware…

…Weasley made out with Hermione Granger And Snape wasn't such a bad guy at all Bellatrix Lestrange was a crazy witch Until Mrs…

You would not believe your eyes I know that it sounds unwise She's so smart, and yeah, she's just a friend But she lit up…

…the Yule Ball My heart pushed against a wall Just frozen, staring here in the Great Hall I'd like to make myself believe That she would…

It's hard to say cause he's stubborn and a pig and fights with me But everything is never as it seems with Ron Weasley Oh Ronald…

Verse 1: Jordy Girl, if I was Harry Potter you could be my Ginny Weasley Never with another girl because you're the needs me I'd…

…could be your Ron and you could be my Hermione Took us long enough to I would be like finally You're there when I bomb it's…

…of love The greatest story ever told Verse 2: Jordy Girl, if I was the Joker you could be my Harley Quinn And we'd never end…

…[DARREN] Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin My uncle and my aunt I can't believe how…

…awesome! (spoken) Did somebody say Ron Weasley? [DARREN, spoken] Ron! [JOEY, spoken] Hey, buddy, I am so sorry I'm late. I had…

…of wizard [DARREN, spoken] Dream on, Malfoy. Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole wide world. I wouldn't trade 'em…

…worked together with Hermione and that's how we got home And that time in the Forbidden Forest against Aragog We would have never…

…by each other's side That's what best friends is all about I even stopped talking to Hermione when she turned in his Firebolt Went…

…by each other's side That's what best friends is all about 'Cause I'm Ron Weasley and Harry Potter's my best mate…

Carlisle But that would just be strange These boys in books are better 'cause they're never gonna change I wish I was Hermione…

…'cause those Weasley boys are fit And I'd date Draco Malfoy If I thought he would commit Or maybe Cedric Diggory Oh, but he's in Hufflepuff These boys in books are better And I…

…! These boys in books are better 'cause they'll be here forever And we'll always be together And you can take me bowling If you were made up by Rowling I was…

…a pack of Velociraptors Ball so hard Mind-reader like Rorschach; killed Jay-Z on his own track, I now own that Ball so hard, my shits crazier…

…wanna find me My styles getting grimy Make like Ron Weasley Easily Tease me Please me get on those pretty knees, Hermione! Ball so…

…hard I am the man, son Thoughts blurred out like Marilyn Mansons I don't give a fuck about your money or your mansions Your…

…[Verse 1] When I was a boy, a student at Hogwarts I paid attention to my studies not Quidditch or sports And then a boy James…

…of the dark arts And I learned of James's death killed by Lord Voldemort Also killed Potter's wife her name was Lilly Only one to survive was…

…of Harry Plus he had his friends, Hermione and Ron Weasley Still there were some that didn't like him like me There was Lucius and…

…[Verse 1] When I was a boy, a student at Hogwarts I paid attention to my studies not Quidditch or sports And then a boy James…

…of the Dark Arts And I learned of James's death killed by Lord Voldemort Also killed Potter's wife her name was Lily Only one to survive was…

…Hermione and Ron Weasley Still, there were some that didn't like him like me There was Lucius and his son Draco Malfoy However, I'll…