Berry and the Bad Boy

[ENSEMBLE]

Shit...

[ALL]

Welcome to the CIA

[BERRY]

Yo, Jerry

[JERRY]

Yo, Berry

[BERRY]

Man, it blows here in

[BOTH]

Analysis!

[BERRY]

All static

Bureaucratic

Yo this place is in

[BOTH]

Paralysis!

[BERRY]

Just sitting, till quitting time

Our butts are growing

[BOTH]

Calluses!

[BERRY]
No shimmer, not a glimmer

Hey, we're ‘rora

[BOTH]

Borealises!

[BERRY]

Not zeroes

But heroes

Of your Boston's and your

[BOTH]

Dallas's!

[BERRY]

Unendingly

Defendin'

Your humble homes and

[BOTH]

Palaces!

[BERRY]

I'm Berry

I'm stoked to save the world with my

[BOTH]

Analysis!

[BERRY]
Keep holding me back, bitch be comin' for your phalluses!

[ALL]

We wanna stand tall!

But they're giving us squat!

We need to let loose

But we're tied in a knot!

They keep throwing us scraps

Yo, but here's the hitch:

Berry and the Bad Boy gonna make it our bitch!

They can make it feel pointless, but they can't destroy

The Bad Boy and Berry

That's Berry and the Bad Boy!

[JERRY]

I'm so bad, I wear a clip-on tie

I'm so bad, I know my bronze age battle axes

I'm so bad, I've got a stack of pogs, three feet high!

I'm so bad, I got a beeper for my faxes!

(his beeper goes off)

[JERRY]

Fax machine

[ENSEMBLE and JERRY]

Boom!

[RICHART]

Dear the CIA. It's me, Richart

We have a new source in Germany

Codenamed Curveball

And I was wondering

If you could help

With some verification

Here's what I know so far:

The subject male Iraqui

Claims he rigged up mobile labs

To spawn hellacious germs

And then refine 'em

They've got weird names

But I'll learn more

About them if he blabs

Like Anthrax and

Clostrid-yum botulinum?

Help me, the CIA. You're my only hope

[ENSEMBLE]

How Berry and Jerry started the Iraq War

[JERRY]

Yo, Berry?

[BERRY]

Yo, Jerry?

[JERRY]

Could this end our long futility?

[BERRY]

So we, it's our red meat, he's got a weapons labs facility

[JERRY]

Well pizzle to my nizzle says the labs've got mobility

[BERRY]

That's got to do a lot to jack up Uncle Sam's hostility

Provokin' but no jokin' this is no time for humility

[OTHERS]

Analyze that, Berry!

[BERRY]

If it's true, Sedam has found a way to amass

Anthrax and Clostridium Botulinum, mustard and gas, and delivered by ballistics?

[ALL]

Damn, son!

[BERRY]

He might municipalities, munici-fatalities

Look out, ladies, screw him! Let's all face the realities
Feva', diarrhea, c'ya, then decree ya, dead! Thousands! We can't let it stand

[OTHERS]

So whatcha gonna do about it?

[BERRY]

Flame on, it's game on

Time to end Sedam's

[BOTH]

Tranquility!

[JERRY]

Muddle and befuddle and haste in his

[BOTH]

Senility!

[BERRY]

I'm Berry

I'm scary


Time to end my long

[BOTH]

Futility!

[BERRY]

Yo, who's sane?

Bitch we sapping your

[ALL]

Virility!

[BOTH]

They had our voice on

[BOTH and ENSEMBLE]

Mute!

[BOTH]

This is makin' it

[BOTH and ENSEMBLE]

Sing!

[BOTH]

Made our pulse rate

[BOTH and ENSEMBLE]

Flatline!

[BOTH]

This is giving it

[BOTH and ENSEMBLE]

Zing!

[BOTH]

Kept our nether parts

[BOTH and ENSEMBLE]

Numb!

[BOTH]

Now they're startin' to

[BOTH and ENSEMBLE]

Twitch!

[ALL]

Berry and the Bad Boy gonna make it, sit down!

And He's got no conscious, he don't feel regret!

But he got a death wish!

[BERRY]

Yo, analyze that thread!

[ALL]

He won't wait for us!

We won't wait to deploy

The Bad Boy and Berry

That's Berry and the Bad Boy

Berry and the Bad Boy gonna make it-

[ENSEMBLE]

What?

[BOTH]

Make it!

[ENSEMBLE]

What?

[BOTH]

Make it!


[ENSEMBLE]

What?

[BOTH]

Make it!

[ENSEMBLE]

What?

[BOTH]

Make it our!

[ENSEMBLE]

What?

[ALL]

Make it our bitch!