Dear Autotune

Jo Rida

Dear autotune

Tonight I looked up at the moon
And wondered if I would be able to see you soon

Don't you know I have autolove for you
The way you take my gray sky vocals and make them blue

I'm worried- that you will destroy what I need most
Without you my voice is like a virus without a host

Or an episode of family guy without Stewie
I think I need you even more than I need ratatouille

And you know, life without you is boring
I am snoring, while you are ignoring

My letters, but hopefully this one will make it all better
Maybe we can meet, have some wine and some cheddar

Don't pretend without me you won't be a buffoon
'Cause what good is auto if there is nothing to tune

Its clear- we are dependent on one another
So come to me autotune, my long lost brother

Dear autotuuuunnnne (I love you so much)
Dear autotuuuuuunnnneeee
Dear autotuuuuuuuuuunnnnneeee
Dear autotune (ooeeee) (you're so goooood)
Dear autotune

A Boy
I'm happy to report, I found true love
A message sent to me from high above

You're the one that I need, for all of time
Trust me without you, my words are a crime

Together we live life in the perfect pitch
I was lost without you, now my heart's been enriched

So when I see you with others, it breaks me up
If I see t-pain, I can't even say what's up

I know the guys want you, the girls do too
But I need you the most, it's sad but it's true

When I'm with you, every word is perfection
I remember when we met, made our true love connection

The math for us is simple me and you till the end
I'm sad to admit that there was a time when

I didn't like you but I'm converted like Loon
Until death I'll be with you, my dear autotune

Dear autotuuuunnnne (I love you so much)
Dear autotuuuuuunnnneeee
Dear autotuuuuuuuuuunnnnneeee
Dear autotune (ooeeee) (you're so goooood)
Dear autotune

Lurdawg
Autotune, when you showed up in town
You just made me so happy, there was no way I could frown

Yeah you made my voice so much better
It's like I'm singin' in scale right to the letter

Look at me now, hear the tunes that I've brought
I got so full of myself when I was listening I thought

I'll go out on my own and I will try my luck
But I was wrong, without you I sound like a dying duck

Dear Autotune, How could I be so bold
I thought I could give you up, I thought you got so old

I tried to live my life, without your presence
But that's like Jon Fried or David Gritz without forensics

It's just you and me that's two, we know just what to do
You're my boo, now that I have you my life won't be so blue

It's true, I love you so much I want to sue
T-pain, for sayin', he's the only one who can use autotune

Dear autotuuuunnnne (I love you so much)
Dear autotuuuuuunnnneeee
Dear autotuuuuuuuuuunnnnneeee
Dear autotune (ooeeee) (you're so goooood)
Dear autotune

Boz-Dat
To Whom It May Concern
I do address this letter
Auto Tune You'll Soon Learn
Your Like A Good christmas sweater

And by This I do Mean
In an indirect way
To keep this letter clean
There's some things I can't say

I write with all my passion
For your programming features
To the ladies I'm flashin'
New 22" speakers

But forget those others girls
You're just not the same
Those self-correcting curls
Just drive me insane

If I can only hold you
My greatest possession
It's autotune I'll pursue
With geometric aggression

I open up this present
Of your autotuning noise
You turn our manly voices
Back to the days of boys

My pen is running dry
But my heart never will
Bringing tears to my eye
Only autotune can fill

Someday we'll meet again
This one thing I know
Dearest autotune
Till then my love will grow

Dear autotuuuunnnne (I love you so much)
Dear autotuuuuuunnnneeee
Dear autotuuuuuuuuuunnnnneeee
Dear autotune (ooeeee) (you're so goooood)
Dear autotune

Dear autotuuuunnnne (I love you so much)
Dear autotuuuuuunnnneeee
Dear autotuuuuuuuuuunnnnneeee
Dear autotune (ooeeee) (you're so goooood)
Dear autotune