Parody Medley

Four!
Tres!
Two!
Uno!

Listen up y'all, cause this is it
The beat makes you forget I'm not a lyricist

Fergalicious:
Definition make no sense at all
I used to be in the Black Eyed Peas but my part was just too small
I got big breasts and a real nice ass that distracts you from my lack of talent
All the other girls are bitches, at a concert I peed in my britches

Fergalicious
I got lots of fans, even though I write songs that no one can understand
The cow goes moo
MOO! And the chicken goes bock bock!
All the money I make is shockin' and nothings gonna stop me

Fergalicious. Whose songs are awful
Fergalicious. They make no sense at all
Fergalicious. Your face kind of looks like a man
Fergalicious. St-St-St-St-Stop makin' CD's!

Playin' World of Warcraft and it's you I'm attackin'
I kill you quick so you tell the admen that I must be hackin'
I got banned but I didn't hack you just need to learn to play
You're bringin' shame to my screen name and I can't have that so I

Chat that. All on the forums
Chat that. And the message boards
Chat that. Say your skills are poor
Chat that. Your mom's a whore

Chat that. Say you're a noob
Chat that. And I'm better than you
Chat that. MOM THE MOUNTAIN DEW!
Chat that. Mom seriously this isn't how you treat a level 70 orc warrior with tier 2 ethic gear

(She steal me money) I'm not sayin' we good politickers
(When I'm in need) But we ain't never had a filibuster
(She steal me money) I'm not sayin' we good politickers
(When I'm in need) But we ain't never had a filibuster

(I gotta leave) Get passed bill go 'head get passed
(The committee to the floor)
(I gotta leave) Get passed bill go 'head get passed
(I gotta leave) Get passed bill go 'head get passed
(I gotta leave) Get passed bill go 'head get passed

(She steal me money) There's a bill to be voted on all written by me
(When I'm in need) To spend millions to give the homeless flatscreen TVs
(She steal me money) If we don't do something soon the vote is sure to fail
(When I'm in need) We need to find some senators to bribe or blackmail

(I gotta leave) I know one man whose vote we can get
(I gotta leave) Or we'll release of videos of '80s porn he starred in
(I gotta leave) And another man who'll vote yes when he learns
(I gotta leave) We've got copies of cyber sex chats with male interns

(She steal me money) And there's a female senator from Oregon
(When I'm in need) A strict conservative who's had 3 abortions
(She steal me money) We still need votes from Vermont and New York
(When I'm in need) So let's take this bill and fill its ass with pork

(I gotta leave) Add a measure to give more funding to more ethnic places
(I gotta leave) If people vote it down we can call them racists
(I gotta leave) A bad bill passed through coercion and threats
(I gotta leave) Now get your pimp ass down to the side by the president

(She steal me money) I'm not sayin' we good politickers
(When I'm in need) But we ain't never had a filibuster
(She steal me money) Now I ain't sayin' we good politickers
(When I'm in need) But we ain't never had a filibuster

I woke up and had a feeling that somethin' was wrong
That night I found out I had a peeping Tom
He was outside my house hiding in a tree
His pants around his ankles, takin' pictures of me
He's one sick bum, I'm gonna call the cops
He's a creepy hiding in my bushes, Peeping Tom
A creepy hiding in my bushes, Peeping Tom

Ooh yeah
He has a creepy smile and he wears a trench coat
And he can't get any play on his own
He leaves notes saying I make him bleed
One night I woke up to him lickin' my feet
Put a camera underneath my toilet seat

A sneaky hiding in my closet Peeping Tom
A sneaky hiding in my closet Peeping Tom
Whoa, Whoa, I'm Christina

You know, I like all these new songs
But I think it's time for something a little old school
You mean like 2pac?
No, I mean older than that
You mean like Michael Jackson?
You're getting warmer, but I'm talking about Billy Joel
Wow, that is old
Yeah. Yep

Whoa, Whoa
Webcam girl, with a triple X in her URL
Never thought I'd be a web porn dude
But it's cheaper than watchin' pay-per-view
It's true

And when she strips, I wonder if
She's gay, straight, or biyiyi
And if my wife catches me
Well I'll just liyiyie
And blame it on our sons
I don't need to go to a stripclub when I have my

Webcam girl, my webcam girl
(Don'tcha know I jerk off to her)
Webcam girl, my webcam girl
Oh yeah

I wish I could escape
'Cause I know I been a real bad guy
I'm sorry I caused your pet to die
Didn't know your gerbil was in the garbage disposal
When I turned it on, I thought he was a sponge

I was a jerk
I didn't mean to have sex with your sister
It was a mistake you two look real similar
But it was real good. I think that you should talk to her and get some pointers

OWW!
WOW!
OWW!
Why?? why did you do that? why? ah! ow! huh!

I know you are probably wondering
How we choose which artists to parody
So we're going to explain our reasoning
We made fun of Fergie because she used her name and made up a word that describes how sexy she is
Kan
Ye West dressed up like Jesus in a magazine
(He said he should be in the bible!)
Gwen Stefani writes songs with no meaning, and is obsessed with the Japanese for some reason
Akon's song was about giving someone a spanking
And he tried to hump the shit out of a 14-year-old on stage

Take it from Aguilera or Avril Lavigne
Don't need good lyrics if the music has a good beat
A coherent message will just get in the way
Do you know what I'm sayin'?

I know you don't want this song to end
It's one of the coolest ones we ever did

We think you should buy our CD's
Buy their CD's! Buy their CD's!
Now all the ladies will probably wanna do us
Fergie, Kan
Ye, Gwen Stefani, please don't sue us
We hope you liked our parody medley