The Denzel Benzel Cypher

Intro: A Fucking Klondike Bar

UUHHH
I want you to touch my penis, Jerry
Yes (x5)


Verse 1: A Fucking Klondike Bar

Put your finger in my butthole, I can't speak English
My legs fell off while I was talking to a penis
I was yelling at my fish because it wouldn't shut the fuck up
And it makes louder noises than putting my balls in a cup
I smack black people with baseball bats
And then throw their testicles at baseball bats
And then I baseball bat
I have a lot of cash so I can eat a lot of buildings
I have Gulf of Mexico, oil, Afghanistan
My back broke, I can't stand
Help, please call an ambulance
Call an ambulance, ambulance, ambulance, ambulance, ambulance, ambulance, ambulance


Verse 2: Mr. Barber

Good morning America, I am your father
Don't make me too angry because I'll slobber
On your asscheeks badly
You're mad at me because I did this
I am a child without a disease
It's like reverse Africa
My dick me smacking ya
Bottle of brand new ginger ale
You are a complete bender
Salesman of the entire world has no breath
So brush my teeth using crest
Oh trust me, all I'm doing is kidding
I'm knitting you a brand new dick beanie


Verse 3: cletus

Dirty dancing with my cousin
My dog gets angry cause I spank it
I spank my penis
I spank a brand new pan full of buttery flapjacks
Moonshine


Verse 4: Autistic

Watch me suck em, watch me twist em
Watch me smack them with my chicken
There will be a moment of a duct tape when I go to fist em
There will be giraffes and pyjamas, eating faggots, riding llamas
When the basket flies too soon, I will have you lick Obama
Cheesy mama ravioli flipping baby China trolleys
Make white belt wrap shoes and flower power
Homo sour, make them tower, every hour
When jews see Denzel Benzel he will make them shower


Verse 5: Teeth Doctor

Down syndrome child dressing up like Hitler
I married a bitch just so I could hit her
I killed the gays because I indeed am Hitler
Buy Skullduggery or I shall beat ya
Yer muvva nigguh, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm about to get arrested by a prison
George Washington's fucking retarded
Yuh, hey, fix ya teeth up
Yes, hey, your dad's a virgin
Camgirl porn site, ybn nahmir
Nova's tattoos are fake
Smash Bros Cypher is a fucking failure
FarrelFTA is straight


Verse 6: Brussel Genitalia

Deeder, deeder, deed-deed, de-deeder
Deeder, deeder, deed-deed, de-deeder
Dubidi beeber, the beater, the cheater
Chibidi heater, the peeper, ka-deeder
Tan deener, na-neener, na-neener, got a neener
I'm a dick and a memer
{the sounds of eating}
Deener, neener, neen-neen na neener
Neener, neener, neen-neen ma meaner
Sibidi memer and a memer and a cheensher
And cheen cheen her and a ski skrr sa ski skrr
Cheater, deed-deed da cheecher
Teeda, teed-teed to teacher
I eat your mom, I eat your mom, I eat your mom, dab


Verse 7: C L O U T G O D

C-L-O-U-T-G-A-D, AAGHH
I mispelled that shit, RAGGH
I don't even know how the ratchet, POP
Unless we're talking about guns in Fortnite
Then maybe, unlike my asshole, that shit's tight
Like Tekashi, prison iffy
And the soap be getting slippy
As a child, my aunt, she hit me with a bricky
And then she gave me a stiffy
And she made me take a licky
And she pulled down her pants
And she fucked me with her dicky
Lil Dicky? Schizophrenic-ass-parody rap
Clout God, spaced out, where the fuck am I at?
Wait, no, really, where the fuck am I at?
I really don't know, I kind of lost track
Oh wait, I see it now, I'm like a mile high
Up in the sky, fuck, I'm gonna die


Verse 8: Scooby Doo Theme

Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you
We've got some work to do now
Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you
We need some help from you now
Come on, Scooby Doo, I see you
Pretending you've got a sliver
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see
The way you shake and shiver


Verse 9: wifebeatmane

Wifebeatmane, you know what it do (stick stick nigga)
I'm big man stand outside the school (thicc kids nigga)
Omega Sin, VBL, huh, hmm (type beat)
Eat a nigga food (real shit nigga)
On top of treehouses shoot people (with guns)
Obama still might not be legal (he's black) (with GUNS)
Snopp Doog weed, aaa
Evaporation, yuh
Throw Mr Barber a salami picture
That is not because I'm italian, bitch (6ix9ine's in jail)
(Treyway) Shart is my daddy really (help me they're holding me captive I didn't want to do this verse heuhenmns)
My dick hard like ye muva nigga

Outro: wifebeatmane, C L O U T G O D, Mr. Barber, Teeth Doctor & Scooby Doo Theme

Ye muva nigga, ye, real shit, y'know?
Like, for real
Go to Hentai
Haven right now, .com
Black people do not deserve access to the internet
But like, as long as they make beats
And I beat my wife
Just, whatever, aaaAAAA
Oh not again, (????), I'm gonna get fucking raped, oh god
Uh, yeah, totally ridiculous
You don't know me because I am ridiculous
I- I slap your titties up, you don't see me
I am blind because you can't see me
Throw a milk bottle at your woman's head, you're dead
Lol, get slacked by earbud man
Watch guy gets golden-brown, hold your down
I'm slowning you, I'm clowning you
{Fix your teeth (x32)}
{{a cluster fuck of shit that I'm not going to transcribe}}
Kanye West, Kanye West, Kanye West, aye