[Intro: The Heelers]
Mum!
Dad!
Bingo!
Bluey!
After the intro, Bandit can be heard clearing his throat before there is another cut inside the playroom, showing Bandit, Bluey, and Bingo sitting down on a rug.
Bandit is sitting with Bluey lying on his lap, and Bingo is sitting across the rug from them, all three smiling.
BANDIT: Ladies and gentlemen, I will now play for you, the Rondo Alla Turca!
Bandit cracks his knuckles and lets out an exaggerated and evil laugh, as Bluey giggles before Bandit begins "playing" on Bluey while singing Rondo Alla Turca by Mozart. After a while, Bluey escapes Bandit and crawls away.
BANDIT: Hey, piano! (Bandit leans onto his side as he grabs Bluey, letting out a grunt as he hits the floor). Ladies and gentlemen, I'm terribly sorry, I seem to be having a bit of trouble with my piano! (Bandit gets Bluey back on his lap and continues "playing" her as she laughs).
BINGO: Dad, I want to be the piano!
BLUEY: No! It's still my turn!
BANDIT: Taking turns can be difficult. (Bandit ruffles Bluey's hair as a way to reassure her).
BINGO: Dad! She's had this many turns! (Bingo holds up both of her hands and one of her feet, clearly exaggerating how many turns Bluey has had "being the piano").
BANDIT: You can be the bum bongos! (Bandit leans forward and grabs Bingo, laying her face down on his lap as he taps her rear, making bongo sounds) Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos! (Bingo starts laughing almost immediately, and Bluey starts dancing. Not long after, Chilli walks in and starts dancing along).
CHILLI: Ooh, island rhythms!
TITLE SCENE
BINGO: This episode of Bluey is called The Magic Xylophone!
The scene is cut back to the Heeler's playroom, where Bandit is lying on his back, lifting his legs up and down and grunting while Bluey is clinging on to them, and Bingo is not too far away digging through a bucket of toys.
BINGO: Where are the real bongos? (Bingo looks over at Bandit and Bluey, seemingly disappointed. After a second, she looks back into the bucket and gasps, before digging through it rapidly) Bluey! Look! (Bingo pulls out a xylophone and holds it above her head, smiling at Bluey).
BANDIT: Huh? Aw, no! (Bandit gets up and tries to run away, but his feet are quickly grabbed by Bluey, as she holds on to him tightly and he plays along as if she were really holding him down).
BLUEY: Quick Bingo! Get the dinger thing!
BANDIT: Let me up! Ah! Let me up! Let me out of here! Ah!
BINGO: Freeze! (Bingo grabs the mallet and hits it against the xylophone. Bandit freezes in place and Bluey giggles while stepping happily over to Bingo)
BINGO & BLUEY: Yeah! The magic xylophone!
The girls giggle as they examine a frozen-in-place Bandit as they adjust him to have one finger in his nose, the other one making a thumbs-up and moving his mouth to have him smiling. Shortly after, Chilli walks into the frame carrying her purse/
BINGO: Mum! Come look at this!
CHILLI: Aw, look! It's just like when we first met.
BLUEY: Unfreeze! (Bluey hits the same note on the xylophone and Bandit unfreezes)
BANDIT: Wh— What? How did I get fingers up my nose!? Ugh, the magic xylophone. Gimmie that xylophone! (Bandit chases after Bluey angrily, as Bluey and Bingo laugh)
BLUEY: Freeze! Bingo! Let's get the pens!
The scene cuts to the dining room, where Bingo and Bluey can be seen running into the frame and dragging two chairs out of it. Then, the scene cuts to frozen Bandit with purple pen all over his face, with drawn-on glasses, eyelashes, and a moustache.
BLUEY: Oh, what a splendid moustache you have!
(Bingo throws a pink fluffy scarf around Bandit's neck).
BINGO: Ooh, lovely. (Bingo and Bluey walk back a few steps and Bluey is holding the xylophone). It's my turn to unfreeze him. (Bingo has her hand on the mallet, tugging at it, then, Bluey pulls it away from her hand and unfreezes Bandit).
BANDIT: Hey— Oh— What? You kids! (Bandit chases the kids outside and down the stairs of the porch into the front yard, catching up to Bluey and grabbing her, before she screams and hits a xylophone note again).
BLUEY: Haha! Too slow Mr. Moustache!
BINGO: Bluey, you're taking all the turns freezing.
BLUEY: C'mon, Bingo! Let's get the teddies!
BINGO: (Bingo sighs, seeming dejected, but agrees anyway, and runs after Bluey to go get all of their stuffed animals). Okay..
After the girls run off, leaving Bandit frozen in the front yard, Chloe's Mother walks by with a stroller, slow down while passing by to get a better look at him, then speedwalking away, very weirded out. After a while, the girls come back and put all of their stuffed animals in Bandit's arms before Chilli walk's into the frame.
CHILLI: I'm off to work!
BLUEY: Mum, mum, mum! Look at Dad now!
CHILLI: This loose hair has been bugging me all morning! (Chilli walks closer to Bandit and inspects him, before plucking a hair from his eyebrow, kissing him, patting his arm, and walking out of frame).
BLUEY: Okay, I'll unfreeze him.
BINGO: I wanna do it. Mum, Bluey's not letting me have any turns.
CHILLI: Bluey, if you don't take turns with people, people won't take turns with you.
BLUEY: But Bingo's too slow. Dad will catch her!
BINGO: No I'm not.
CHILLI: You can either take turns, or I'll bring the xylophone to work with me. I'll freeze my boss.
BINGO & BLUEY: No!
Bandit grunts at Chilli as a sign for her to take it. The frame then cuts back to showing everyone, with Chilli in the car, already buckling her seatbelt and closing the door.
CHILLI: Well, you know what to do then. I'll see you later, just make sure you unfreeze him for toilet breaks, okay?
BINGO & BLUEY: Okay!
Chilli drives off as the kids wave, giving the kids a horn honk. Bluey gives Bingo the xylophone and pushes her to stand a bit behind Bandit, so he doesn't catch her right away.
BLUEY: Here, Bingo, but stand right back here. That way you can get a head start. He runs really fast when he's mad.
BINGO: Okay. Unfreeze!
Bingo hits the note on the xylophone and Bandit jumps up, throwing the stuffed animals in the air while looking around, very confused. He spots the girls behind him and points at them angrily.
BANDIT: There you are! Grr!
BLUEY: Run Bingo! Back inside!
Bandit chases the girls inside, right into their rooms while calling their names. They both hide under Bluey's bed, giggling quietly.
BANDIT: Bingo! Bluey! Get back here! Where are they? I can't find them anywhere! Ah, maybe they went downstairs.
The scene cuts to the hallway, where the girls are tip-toeing around, careful not to alert Bandit.
BLUEY: I can't hear him, I think we should freeze him, just in case.
BINGO: No, I want to freeze him! You've had all the freezing turns!
BLUEY: Bingo! Let go!
The girls play tug of war with the xylophone, grunting and screaming, as the camera pans up to show Bandit hitting in the top of the closet. Bandit then drops down, grabbing the xylophone from the girls.
BANDIT: Freedom! Got it! Muahahahahaha! You ding-dongs were too busy squabbling! Freeze! (Bandit plays the note on the xylophone, Bluey freezes, and Bandit laughs again. Bingo runs away, screaming) Freeze, freeze, freeze! Oh, never mind, she'll keep. Now... look at this lovely new garden gnome!
Bandit puts a gnome hat on Bluey and carries her out to the front yard, laughing more as he places her down.
BANDIT: Ah, this is the perfect spot. Oh, wait a minute, it's got a little bit of felt pen on the fingers. Probably from some mischief! I better get the hose! (Bandit pokes Bluey and begins to walk away, smiling to himself as Bluey grunts. Once Bandit is out of sight, Bingo sneaks out from behind the bushes and unfreezes Bluey with the xylophone note).
BINGO: Unfreeze.
BLUEY: Thanks, Bingo! Dad's gone to get the hose! Go and hi—
BINGO: (Bingo plays the note again, freezing Bluey. She then looks up at Bluey, seemingly upset). Bluey, you always never take turns with me. You just take all of the turns. And it makes me feel sad. I will unfreeze you if you promise to let me have turns too. Blink two times if yes.
BANDIT: (The frame cuts to Bandit, walking back towards the girls while holding the hose, singing to himself) Gonna hose my dirty garden gnome, gonna hose it good. Okay, time for a little bath, garden gnome. (Bingo can be seen bending the hose, effectively cutting off the water flow right before Bandit was able to get Bluey wet. Bandit then looks into the hose, confused, as Bluey jumps up and plays the note on the xylophone, freezing Bandit with the hose in his face).
BLUEY: Freeze! We tricked you! Bingo unfroze me. I was just pretending! Now, Bingo!
Bingo lets go of the hose, allowing the water to continue its normal course, and Bandit continuously gets sprayed in the face, while the girls squeal and laugh. The frame cuts to three birds on a wire, sitting and watching the Heelers, before the frame cuts to show Bluey and Bingo with their backs turned away from the camera, sitting on the porch stairs and watching Bandit, still spraying himself with the hose.
BLUEY: Here, Bingo, you can unfreeze him.
BINGO: Thanks, Bluey. (Bingo goes to play the note and unfreeze Bandit, but hesitates and decides against it). Not just yet. I like the daddy water fountain.
It cuts to the end credits scene, showing Bluey dancing to Rondo Alla Turca with Bandit singing along.
Mum!
Dad!
Bingo!
Bluey!
After the intro, Bandit can be heard clearing his throat before there is another cut inside the playroom, showing Bandit, Bluey, and Bingo sitting down on a rug.
Bandit is sitting with Bluey lying on his lap, and Bingo is sitting across the rug from them, all three smiling.
BANDIT: Ladies and gentlemen, I will now play for you, the Rondo Alla Turca!
Bandit cracks his knuckles and lets out an exaggerated and evil laugh, as Bluey giggles before Bandit begins "playing" on Bluey while singing Rondo Alla Turca by Mozart. After a while, Bluey escapes Bandit and crawls away.
BANDIT: Hey, piano! (Bandit leans onto his side as he grabs Bluey, letting out a grunt as he hits the floor). Ladies and gentlemen, I'm terribly sorry, I seem to be having a bit of trouble with my piano! (Bandit gets Bluey back on his lap and continues "playing" her as she laughs).
BINGO: Dad, I want to be the piano!
BLUEY: No! It's still my turn!
BANDIT: Taking turns can be difficult. (Bandit ruffles Bluey's hair as a way to reassure her).
BINGO: Dad! She's had this many turns! (Bingo holds up both of her hands and one of her feet, clearly exaggerating how many turns Bluey has had "being the piano").
BANDIT: You can be the bum bongos! (Bandit leans forward and grabs Bingo, laying her face down on his lap as he taps her rear, making bongo sounds) Bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, bum bongos! (Bingo starts laughing almost immediately, and Bluey starts dancing. Not long after, Chilli walks in and starts dancing along).
CHILLI: Ooh, island rhythms!
TITLE SCENE
BINGO: This episode of Bluey is called The Magic Xylophone!
The scene is cut back to the Heeler's playroom, where Bandit is lying on his back, lifting his legs up and down and grunting while Bluey is clinging on to them, and Bingo is not too far away digging through a bucket of toys.
BINGO: Where are the real bongos? (Bingo looks over at Bandit and Bluey, seemingly disappointed. After a second, she looks back into the bucket and gasps, before digging through it rapidly) Bluey! Look! (Bingo pulls out a xylophone and holds it above her head, smiling at Bluey).
BANDIT: Huh? Aw, no! (Bandit gets up and tries to run away, but his feet are quickly grabbed by Bluey, as she holds on to him tightly and he plays along as if she were really holding him down).
BLUEY: Quick Bingo! Get the dinger thing!
BANDIT: Let me up! Ah! Let me up! Let me out of here! Ah!
BINGO: Freeze! (Bingo grabs the mallet and hits it against the xylophone. Bandit freezes in place and Bluey giggles while stepping happily over to Bingo)
BINGO & BLUEY: Yeah! The magic xylophone!
The girls giggle as they examine a frozen-in-place Bandit as they adjust him to have one finger in his nose, the other one making a thumbs-up and moving his mouth to have him smiling. Shortly after, Chilli walks into the frame carrying her purse/
BINGO: Mum! Come look at this!
CHILLI: Aw, look! It's just like when we first met.
BLUEY: Unfreeze! (Bluey hits the same note on the xylophone and Bandit unfreezes)
BANDIT: Wh— What? How did I get fingers up my nose!? Ugh, the magic xylophone. Gimmie that xylophone! (Bandit chases after Bluey angrily, as Bluey and Bingo laugh)
BLUEY: Freeze! Bingo! Let's get the pens!
The scene cuts to the dining room, where Bingo and Bluey can be seen running into the frame and dragging two chairs out of it. Then, the scene cuts to frozen Bandit with purple pen all over his face, with drawn-on glasses, eyelashes, and a moustache.
BLUEY: Oh, what a splendid moustache you have!
(Bingo throws a pink fluffy scarf around Bandit's neck).
BINGO: Ooh, lovely. (Bingo and Bluey walk back a few steps and Bluey is holding the xylophone). It's my turn to unfreeze him. (Bingo has her hand on the mallet, tugging at it, then, Bluey pulls it away from her hand and unfreezes Bandit).
BANDIT: Hey— Oh— What? You kids! (Bandit chases the kids outside and down the stairs of the porch into the front yard, catching up to Bluey and grabbing her, before she screams and hits a xylophone note again).
BLUEY: Haha! Too slow Mr. Moustache!
BINGO: Bluey, you're taking all the turns freezing.
BLUEY: C'mon, Bingo! Let's get the teddies!
BINGO: (Bingo sighs, seeming dejected, but agrees anyway, and runs after Bluey to go get all of their stuffed animals). Okay..
After the girls run off, leaving Bandit frozen in the front yard, Chloe's Mother walks by with a stroller, slow down while passing by to get a better look at him, then speedwalking away, very weirded out. After a while, the girls come back and put all of their stuffed animals in Bandit's arms before Chilli walk's into the frame.
CHILLI: I'm off to work!
BLUEY: Mum, mum, mum! Look at Dad now!
CHILLI: This loose hair has been bugging me all morning! (Chilli walks closer to Bandit and inspects him, before plucking a hair from his eyebrow, kissing him, patting his arm, and walking out of frame).
BLUEY: Okay, I'll unfreeze him.
BINGO: I wanna do it. Mum, Bluey's not letting me have any turns.
CHILLI: Bluey, if you don't take turns with people, people won't take turns with you.
BLUEY: But Bingo's too slow. Dad will catch her!
BINGO: No I'm not.
CHILLI: You can either take turns, or I'll bring the xylophone to work with me. I'll freeze my boss.
BINGO & BLUEY: No!
Bandit grunts at Chilli as a sign for her to take it. The frame then cuts back to showing everyone, with Chilli in the car, already buckling her seatbelt and closing the door.
CHILLI: Well, you know what to do then. I'll see you later, just make sure you unfreeze him for toilet breaks, okay?
BINGO & BLUEY: Okay!
Chilli drives off as the kids wave, giving the kids a horn honk. Bluey gives Bingo the xylophone and pushes her to stand a bit behind Bandit, so he doesn't catch her right away.
BLUEY: Here, Bingo, but stand right back here. That way you can get a head start. He runs really fast when he's mad.
BINGO: Okay. Unfreeze!
Bingo hits the note on the xylophone and Bandit jumps up, throwing the stuffed animals in the air while looking around, very confused. He spots the girls behind him and points at them angrily.
BANDIT: There you are! Grr!
BLUEY: Run Bingo! Back inside!
Bandit chases the girls inside, right into their rooms while calling their names. They both hide under Bluey's bed, giggling quietly.
BANDIT: Bingo! Bluey! Get back here! Where are they? I can't find them anywhere! Ah, maybe they went downstairs.
The scene cuts to the hallway, where the girls are tip-toeing around, careful not to alert Bandit.
BLUEY: I can't hear him, I think we should freeze him, just in case.
BINGO: No, I want to freeze him! You've had all the freezing turns!
BLUEY: Bingo! Let go!
The girls play tug of war with the xylophone, grunting and screaming, as the camera pans up to show Bandit hitting in the top of the closet. Bandit then drops down, grabbing the xylophone from the girls.
BANDIT: Freedom! Got it! Muahahahahaha! You ding-dongs were too busy squabbling! Freeze! (Bandit plays the note on the xylophone, Bluey freezes, and Bandit laughs again. Bingo runs away, screaming) Freeze, freeze, freeze! Oh, never mind, she'll keep. Now... look at this lovely new garden gnome!
Bandit puts a gnome hat on Bluey and carries her out to the front yard, laughing more as he places her down.
BANDIT: Ah, this is the perfect spot. Oh, wait a minute, it's got a little bit of felt pen on the fingers. Probably from some mischief! I better get the hose! (Bandit pokes Bluey and begins to walk away, smiling to himself as Bluey grunts. Once Bandit is out of sight, Bingo sneaks out from behind the bushes and unfreezes Bluey with the xylophone note).
BINGO: Unfreeze.
BLUEY: Thanks, Bingo! Dad's gone to get the hose! Go and hi—
BINGO: (Bingo plays the note again, freezing Bluey. She then looks up at Bluey, seemingly upset). Bluey, you always never take turns with me. You just take all of the turns. And it makes me feel sad. I will unfreeze you if you promise to let me have turns too. Blink two times if yes.
BANDIT: (The frame cuts to Bandit, walking back towards the girls while holding the hose, singing to himself) Gonna hose my dirty garden gnome, gonna hose it good. Okay, time for a little bath, garden gnome. (Bingo can be seen bending the hose, effectively cutting off the water flow right before Bandit was able to get Bluey wet. Bandit then looks into the hose, confused, as Bluey jumps up and plays the note on the xylophone, freezing Bandit with the hose in his face).
BLUEY: Freeze! We tricked you! Bingo unfroze me. I was just pretending! Now, Bingo!
Bingo lets go of the hose, allowing the water to continue its normal course, and Bandit continuously gets sprayed in the face, while the girls squeal and laugh. The frame cuts to three birds on a wire, sitting and watching the Heelers, before the frame cuts to show Bluey and Bingo with their backs turned away from the camera, sitting on the porch stairs and watching Bandit, still spraying himself with the hose.
BLUEY: Here, Bingo, you can unfreeze him.
BINGO: Thanks, Bluey. (Bingo goes to play the note and unfreeze Bandit, but hesitates and decides against it). Not just yet. I like the daddy water fountain.
It cuts to the end credits scene, showing Bluey dancing to Rondo Alla Turca with Bandit singing along.
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