Redneck Gigilo

Poor little white trash.
Say you got some extra cash.
Why don't you come and blow it all on me.
I ain't nothin' but a smart ass drinkin' from an empty glass.
I'm as crazy as a tree.
Whatcha hurry, Whatcha hurry?

Don't you worry baby you'll never shed a tear for me.
Don't you worry baby I'm cold as a boy can be.
I ain't scared of a broken heart.
I get bored with the easy part.
Oh, heaven knows I'm a redneck gigolo.

I think you and i should go down by the seaside and pick up all the dead things on the beach.
Ain't nothin' but a washed up world and you ain't nothn' but a stupid girl and i think that's they way life oughta be.

Don't you worry baby you'll never she a tear for me.
Don't you worry baby I'm cold as a boy can be.
I ain't scared of a broken heart.
I get bored with the easy part.
Oh, heaven knows I'm a redneck gigolo.

I'm stuck between the man I am and the fool I've been.
Hey, what's new.
I'm lookin' for a crazy bitch that ain't afraid of a hickory switch.
Hey, mama, how 'bout chyou?

Don't you worry baby don't ever shed a tear for me.
Don't you worry baby I'm cold as a boy can be.
I ain't scared of a broken heart.
I get bored with the easy part.
Oh, heaven knows I'm a redneck gigolo