Only A Mouse

There's things that only a mouse knows
The migratory patterns of cats
The migratory patterns of cats
There's things that a mouse knows
Better than anybody else
And that is that

There's things that only a mouse knows
Certain qualities of cheese
Certain qualities of cheese
There's things that a mouse knows
Better than anybody else, sir
If you please

There's things that only a mouse knows
Mixing a sloe gin fizz
Mixing a sloe gin fizz
There's things that a mouse knows
Better than anybody else
That's how it is

There's things that only a mouse knows
Steering a motor boat
Steering a motor boat
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

There's things that only a mouse knows
Riding a kangaroo
Riding a kangaroo
There's things that a mouse knows
Better than anybody else
How do you do

There's things that only a mouse knows
Tumbling down a hill
Tumbling down a hill
There's things that a mouse knows
Better than anybody else
And always will

There's things that only a mouse knows
Finding the crumbs at night
Finding the crumbs at night
There's things that a mouse knows
Better than anybody else
What's right is right

There's things that only a mouse knows
Singing you to sleep
Singing you to sleep
Shhhhhhhhhhh

There's things that only a mouse knows
Where a mouse belongs
Where a mouse belongs
There's things that a mouse knows
Better than anybody else
That's the end of this song.

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