Schmooziphisus The Great

we're going out tonight it's time to kiss some ass my wallets full of
green and I got my backstage pass I'll smile and smoke a lot can I buy
you another drink? let's talk about my band, we're amazing don't you
think? I'll kiss your ass to get anything I gots to have me that brass
ring and when I get it you can bet I'll forget your name but that's just
how we play this game why should I bust my ass if you can help me out?
I'll just keep sniffing the butts of anyone with clout pretty soon I'll
make it big with all the schmoozing that I do and when you need a hand
I'll piss all over you