Merlin in Berlin
By Footprints in the Custard (2016)
On album The Descent of Decency (2016)
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In the distant future of the year 1945, a portal of purple light opens in the sky
King Authur has sent Merlin through time to destroy a tyrant that threatens our very way of life
Join us on a tale of love and vengeance, where nothing is what it seems
Merlin must bring down Adolf Hitler's Robo-Nazi empire, close the rupture in space-time and restore freedom to the galaxy forever
Landing on his feet in a stance-of-glory
Facing Berlin's streets of blazing-fury
Yeah, he's fucking cool
Without hesitation the mecha-hun are on him
Firing laser Lugers and blitzkrieg-a-bombing
Ha, so what?
Merlin stuns the axis horde with a lightning flash from the skies
And uses Mecahmedes, his robot owl, to take their fucking eyes
Merlin, hunting down the Nazis in Berlin
Merlin, magic in their faces in Berlin
Merlin, in leather on a war bike in Berlin
Merlin, fucking up the Third Reich in Berlin
He's a badass wizard motherfucker
Dealing out some kickass Nazi karma
Breaking them in half with his robot-armour
He's a silver haired fox
Sick-ass magic that'll surely entice you
Taking out Schutzstaffel with fire and ice, yeah
Smooth as fuck
Wearing SS officer skin, Merlin infiltrates their ranks
Summoning forth Truman and Churchill in giant spider tanks
Merlin, riding in on lightnin' in Berlin
Merlin - Magic's kinda frightnin' in Berlin
Merlin - Taking down the Führer in Berlin
Merlin - Saving mankind's future in Berlin
Magic Rambo, motherfucker, yeah
Do my balls smell like Hitler?
Do my testes reek of fascism?
Does my scrotum whiff of the signs of mankind gone wrong?
Do my balls smell like Hitler?
Well, no
But if they did
Then my pants would be alive with the sounds of genocide
And my gonads would burn with a blitzkrieg from which you can't hide
My balls would incite racial hatred and randomly attack Poland
Causing Britain and France to step in and shit to hit the fan
Wait, what the fuck am I saying?
Even if my balls did smell like a dead fascist dictator
Which in itself is extremely fucking unlikely I mean, who the fuck would even know?
And why would the smell of my balls make me act like such a dick?
What did Hitler even smell like?
King Authur has sent Merlin through time to destroy a tyrant that threatens our very way of life
Join us on a tale of love and vengeance, where nothing is what it seems
Merlin must bring down Adolf Hitler's Robo-Nazi empire, close the rupture in space-time and restore freedom to the galaxy forever
Landing on his feet in a stance-of-glory
Facing Berlin's streets of blazing-fury
Yeah, he's fucking cool
Without hesitation the mecha-hun are on him
Firing laser Lugers and blitzkrieg-a-bombing
Ha, so what?
Merlin stuns the axis horde with a lightning flash from the skies
And uses Mecahmedes, his robot owl, to take their fucking eyes
Merlin, hunting down the Nazis in Berlin
Merlin, magic in their faces in Berlin
Merlin, in leather on a war bike in Berlin
Merlin, fucking up the Third Reich in Berlin
He's a badass wizard motherfucker
Dealing out some kickass Nazi karma
Breaking them in half with his robot-armour
He's a silver haired fox
Sick-ass magic that'll surely entice you
Taking out Schutzstaffel with fire and ice, yeah
Smooth as fuck
Wearing SS officer skin, Merlin infiltrates their ranks
Summoning forth Truman and Churchill in giant spider tanks
Merlin, riding in on lightnin' in Berlin
Merlin - Magic's kinda frightnin' in Berlin
Merlin - Taking down the Führer in Berlin
Merlin - Saving mankind's future in Berlin
Magic Rambo, motherfucker, yeah
Do my balls smell like Hitler?
Do my testes reek of fascism?
Does my scrotum whiff of the signs of mankind gone wrong?
Do my balls smell like Hitler?
Well, no
But if they did
Then my pants would be alive with the sounds of genocide
And my gonads would burn with a blitzkrieg from which you can't hide
My balls would incite racial hatred and randomly attack Poland
Causing Britain and France to step in and shit to hit the fan
Wait, what the fuck am I saying?
Even if my balls did smell like a dead fascist dictator
Which in itself is extremely fucking unlikely I mean, who the fuck would even know?
And why would the smell of my balls make me act like such a dick?
What did Hitler even smell like?
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