Santa Baby

[Spoken Intro]
Oh Santa
I got something for ya
Or better yet, I got [?]

[Verse 1]
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree
For me
That's right, baby
I've been a awful good queen
Very good
Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight

[Interlude]
Santa baby
Run don't walk
Don't forget to bring the cash

[Verse 2]
Santa baby, a '54 convertible too
I've put a lot of miles on my vehicle
Light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

[Interlude]
Santa baby
Uh-huh
You were crazy as hell when you got here, but you're in your right damned mind now

[Chorus 1]
Think of all the fun I have missed
Think of all the fellas who I haven't kissed
But if I had the dollars
Next year I could be as good
Oh yes, honey
If you check out my Christmas list
Tell it like it is, girl

[Verse 3]
Oh Santa baby I want a yacht
Honey listen!
And really that's not a lot
That ain't asking a lot, no uh-uh
I've been an angel all year
I've put a lot of miles on my vehicle
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
And I want T.P.: the total package
Tonight
T.P., honey, the total package, you hear me?

[Interlude]
Say, baby, uh, listen here, don't forget to bring the cash

[Verse 4]
Santa honey
I'm not rich, honey
One little thing I really need
But if I had the dollars
The deed
Cash money
To a platinum mine
Oh yes honey
Santa baby
Listen here
Hurry on down that chimney baby tonight, baby
I'm from Missouri
Come on down tonight
I am from Missouri, the show me state
I'm not talkin' about tomorrow
No I ain't talkin' about tomorrow, I'm talkin about tonight, honey, hear me? Come here, baby

[Chorus 2]
Come and trim my Christmas tree
You ain't trimmin' nothin' here, honey
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
Not J.C. Penney I said Tiffany
I really do believe in you
You know it's reciprocal, honey
Let's see if you believe in me
Cash money!


[Verse 5]
Oh Santa baby
Run don't walk
I forgot to mention one little thing
Huh?
A ring
That's right, baby
I don't mean on a phone
That's right, what you take me for? A fool?
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight, Daddy
If you know what I mean

[Interlude]
Santa baby
Oh yes
Oh yes
You don't want me to go postal on you tonight
Cash money

[Outro]