Polish Kid

By Gilbert Gottfried (2005)
On album Dirty Jokes (2005)

Dirty Jokes
A polish kid comes home from school he goes “mom! Today, the teacher asked a question, I was the only kid who could answer it!” the mom goes “That's great! What was the question?” he goes “Who farted!” [another impression] it was a little kid, talking to his mother. All of us could sit in bed, cause I never talked to my mother, about farting in a classroom. Or if Jerry Seinfeld said it [impression] I just wanted to ask a question. Where do babies cooooome from? Five years old, where do babies come from? My mother says they come from a stork. A little baby goes “Whooooo fucks the stork?”

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