GREATEST FREESTYLE OF ALL TIME??? UNBELIEVABLE!!! **GREATNESS ACHIEVED***

[Intro: greatestrappereveryes]
Yeah breh, so like...
Alot of famous producers out there– cause I'm, y'know, famous and I got a million dollars, uh in my pocket– they messaged me and they was all like "Yo, I got a bunch of beats, they're the greatest beats I've ever made. I want you to freestyle on them cause you're the greatest rapper of all time" and I was all like "Man, I don't know..."
And but like
Ya feel me like...
I'm just such a great person that I just gotta do it, feel me?
So I'm just gonna freestyle, it might be the greatest freestyle of all time
And uhhh, y'know, like, yeah
Check this shit out real quick nigga *clears throat*
342!
*incomprehensible*

I found a bitch, man
She's a ho
And this is how it go:

[Verse 1: greatestrappereveryes]
It's the Superbowl
You's a stupid ho
That's some shit you should know
We just sipping dro, my nigga
Whatchu really need? You want a drank? You want some weed?
You want da dank
I'll fuck your bitch pretty hard somewhere
One of her hoes, do she got hair?
Ew, dat shit just stanky as fuck
And it go like dis:
I got a million in my pocket
Like this thick billie right here
Gonna whip it out
Oh look, at all of these Bens
And I got a Benz in my garage... and Maybach
Rapping on this Tutankhamen, 9th Wonder
Yo mamma is a bitch; she's a ho
Playing Xbox One, pretending that I'm black– I mean
I'm playing
And I fuck dat bitch pretty bad in the butt
And she know that I got a really nice tongue
And I go "diddle iddle iddle iddle a-ding!" when I eat her out

[Intermission: greatestrappereveryes]
Now I'ma switch it up real quick...

*new beat begins*

You know what I do...

*door opens*

[greatestrappereveryes's Mother:]
Uh, let me know when you're ready for the Cheese Board pizza dad bought

[greatestrappereveryes:]
Mm hmm

[greatestrappereveryes's Mother:]
Want it now or... *greatestrappereveryes shakes head* alright!

*door closes*

*beat begins*

[Verse 2/Outro:]
And then I fuck that bitch right in the ass
She look at me, and she realize that I got a lot of cash in the stash
And I tell her "ooh shit, I'ma break through the glass"
Like some Batman/Superman motherfucker ass
Damn, how much swag do I got? Unmeasurable amounts

Yeah so uh, that was probably the greatest of all time