NONZZER

By I Fucked a Turkey
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I Fucked a Turkey
[Hook: Connor Edwards]
I like little girls, I take 'em on a whirl
I bung 'em in my Corsa and I show 'em a new world
Hit it from the back, down 'em like it's Jack
When they try to run away, I give 'em a quick smack (Oochie)

[Verse 1: Herpes Guy]
It's after dark, I'm at the park
Looking for prey just like a shark
I take a narc, I make a mark
Looking for sparks inside a minor
See my penis, it's 3D
Give me your virginity
They can't leave, won't let me flee
Once I'm done, I'll let them free
Not sixteen, she's underage
Shout "Surprise!," it's not rape
Nikon camera, making tape
I got the van, I got the tape
It's really fun and rhymes with grape
You can try but you can't escape
Lure in kids, I got Runescape
Lure in girls, I've got the vape

[Pre-Hook: Connor Edwards]
What do you want?
You're a total bonce
You're a fucking, you're a fucking
You're a fucking nonce

[Hook: Connor Edwards]
I like little girls, I take 'em on a whirl
I bung 'em in my Corsa and I show 'em a new world
Hit it from the back, down 'em like it's Jack
When they try to run away, I give 'em a quick smack (Oochie)

[Verse 2: Connor Edwards]
Steal your kids, I'm making bacon
Take 'em to my house and stick 'em in my basement
Give 'em candy, not mistaken
Show 'em my penis and then I rape 'em
I'm quite quiet, I'm complacent
Don't see me, won't show my face and
Who are you? Don't know your name
I don't give a fuck, still take your bacon
I've got money, I've got cash
But I haven't got that ass
Take it quick, I take it fast
No permission? I'll take that
Are you thirsty? Need some water?
Take or drink some in my Corsa
Oh, what's that? You've got some nausea?
When 'round me, you must take caution

[Pre-Hook: Connor Edwards]
What do you want?
You're a total bonce
You're a fucking, you're a fucking
You're a fucking nonce

[Hook: Connor Edwards]
I like little girls, I take 'em on a whirl
I bung 'em in my Corsa and I show 'em a new world
Hit it from the back, down 'em like it's Jack
When they try to run away, I give 'em a quick smack (Oochie)

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