[UNDYNE]
Hey Sans! Where the hell have you been?
[PAPYRUS]
Goodness, brother. What happened to you?
The match was postponed. You were gone for hours!
[SANS]
...hours? Heh... heheheh...
HAHAHAHAH...!
...hours.
Uh, a dog was trying to bury me alive in the playground.
[PAPYRUS]
Again? It's the third time this month!
[TORIEL]
How odd. It is not rainy season yet.
[ALPHYS]
It looks like a rain squall. W-we should go home.
[PAPYRUS]
It's all torn and full of... dust...
Oh, well! It was too old, anyway!
[UNDYNE]
YEAHHH!! BURN, BABY!!
[TORIEL]
Frisk got a great idea, Sans.
There are some clothes in their wardrobe that we could lend you. Maybe there is something of your size!
Why don't you two go check them out?
[SANS]
Sounds good. Let's go.
[FRISK]
I'm happy that you... came back safe, Sans.
[SANS]
...there's a lotta crazy stuff out there.
It was hell.
NOT AS DIFFERENT AS WHAT YOU DID HERE.
Not gonna lie, kid. I feel like a fool. I'm kinda relieved though.
I don't need to pretend all of this matters to me anymore.
We can't change anything with stupid promises. In the end, we'll always be trapped in this cycle.
Guess the flower was right.
[FRISK]
You're the one who chose to go out there by yourself and get traumatized.
I offered my help, but you ignored me.
We only have control over THIS timeline. Everyone else's business is not our concern.
[SANS]
That's the point, kid.
[FRISK]
...What?
[SANS]
There's nothing left, and now he's after us.
He's gonna take care of the dirty work.
[FRISK]
What are you talking about. Who is that person?
[SANS]
...Our new owner.
*Sans told you about the Alternate Universes he visited and everything he got to know about Cross.
*He described in detail the confrontation which caused the destruction of the Multiverse.
*An ominous man who brought him back home...
*A power more dangerous than reset?
[SANS]
If you're looking for more answers-
You'll have to ask him yourself.
*Sans went to Grillby's.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
[CHARA]
An Overwrite button?
Geez, the multiverse is certaintly ridiculous.
[FRISK]
Is our universe the only one left?
[CHARA]
Maybe that's good.
Just imagine the bunch of alternate junk that thought was unique and special.
[FRISK]
This is not about who deserves to coexist.
It's about something unknown and allegedly dangerous.
We can't underestimate him, much less give him our trust.
[XGASTER]
Good. You are already aware of it. Sans is undoubtedly an excellent messenger.
Pleasure to meet you, human. You can call me XGASTER.
Your timeline became very special after that incident. Let me tell you, no one else in the multiverse can understand-
How valuable this place and your fascinating traits are. I have come... to taste your true power, player.
All your questions will finally be answered. I fervently wish for you to come with me.
[FRISK]
Those are not your true intentions. You better leave my world, NOW.
[XGASTER]
Hmhmhm... Ignorance is always afraid of change. Don't be afriad of my offer.
[CHARA]
BUZZ OFF, YOU FREAK.
[XGASTER]
Put your foolishness aside for a moment. Coexisting will be the only imperfection I'm willing to accept.
The boundaries which rule over all of us will be eradicated. I'll take you to absolute perfection.
[FRISK]
I will not negotiate my world with you!
[XGASTER]
I'm determined to persuade you, player. Even if it's the hard way.
Perfection or Failure. THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
[INK]
Oof!
The plot thickens! HOW EXCITING!!
Everyone is REALLY upset, haha!
Which part of my act was your favorite?
"I have to admit that I can't stop them by myself..."
"Do you think that it's fair to do... the same thing that... uh..."
Dang. I already forgot most of what I said, haha!
So what's Phase Three about? You never told me, by the way.
When are you gonna start? I'm sure it'll be a blast!
[XGASTER]
Do not rush me.
[INK]
Can't help it, pal! I'm really excited!
Heeeyy, Chara! You sure grew up. Nice look!
I'll miss when I was taller than you, though...
[XGASTER]
I didn't change your body for nothing, Chara.
Behave like the adult you're supposed to be now. Just look at your poor little "brother".
He is so disappointed in you...
[INK]
You did a good job, either way. I had a lot of fun out there with you!
Soooo... The human refused to play with us. What's plan B?
[XTALE!ALPHYS]
There is no shuch thing as "Plan B".
[XGASTER]
They just gave me a good reason to work in complete confidence.
[XGASTER & XTALE!ASRIEL]
CIVILIZED CONVERSATIONS ARE POINTLESS.
[XGASTER & XTALE!ASGORE]
A WORLD WITH SUCH INEQUALITY CANNOT BE SHARED WITH THE IGNORANT.
[XGASTER & XTALE!TORIEL]
OTHERWISE, IT WILL NEVER BE SOMETHING PERFECT.
[XGASTER & XTALE!MUFFET]
I WILL PLAY BY MY OWN RULES.
[XGASTER & XTALE!UNDYNE]
WITH OR WITHOUT THEM, THERE IS NO STOPPING THIS.
[XGASTER & X!FRISK]
THE RESOURCES THIS UNIVERSE OFFERS WILL BE A WASTE NO MORE.
[XGASTER & XTALE!METTATON]
AND THOSE WHO ARE TRULY WORTH LIVING WILL STAY.
[XGASTER & XTALE!PAPYRUS]
THIS IS THE MATCH POINT FOR ETERNITY.
[XGASTER]
THIS IS REALITY.
[INK]
I didn't get it, but that was cool.
Huh...? What's written here?
Uh-oh! I almost forgot!
Hey! Gotta go for a moment. Can I ask you a favor?
Thanks!
Heheh... Is there anything you can't do?
Well. It's gonna be a busy day today. Break a leg, pal!
Not literally though. 'Cause... you have no...
(Let's go, Broomie...)
[X!CHARA]
You coward...
You only brought us back to stand up for you!
[XGASTER]
The proper term is to make yourselves useful.
For example, you are here to entertain me.
Your consciousness remains intact because I find your frustration enjoyable.
Now, let's let your teammates do their job, shall we?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
*We're live!
[METTATON]
Just because you asked for it, here we are, at Muffet's famous bakery!
Look at these eccentric donuts, what are they actually made of?
It's okay if you find this gross. I'm not going to judge you.
That's why we're working together to bake something exclusive for the audience, right?
[MUFFET]
I want my 90.000G first. Then I'll promote your junk.
[METTATON]
Darling, my fans will pay anything for this crossover. You'll never have to worry about a penny.
Just follow the script and that's all.
[MUFFET]
How about I add a new ingredient out of pieces of your metallic bu-
[HARPER]
Uh-oh... Th-the camera shut down...
[BURGERPANTS]
Not now, please...
OH CRAP.
[METTATON]
GUYSSSS.
I'M THIS CLOSE TO LOSING MY PATIENCE.
FIX THIS HOWEVER YOU CAN!
[MUFFET]
You have TEN SECONDS to leave my bakery.
[BURGERPANTS]
B-Boss, there's nothing we can do... Can't we continue tomorrow?
I KNEW I HAD TO SKIP WORK TODAY...!
[HUMAN]
YOU DAMN MONSTERS!! I KNEW YOU WERE EVIL!
GO TO HELL!!
[HARPER]
B-BOSS! LOOK!
[XTALE!METTATON]
This is not enough.
[XTALE!MUFFET]
All these souls are going to make you sick, General.
[XTALE!METTATON]
I need more energy if we want to cleanse this world faster.
[XGASTER]
OVERPOPULATION IS WHAT ACTUALLY MAKES ME SICK.
[BURGERPANTS]
Two Mettatons? We were sent to hell...
[METTATON]
Muffet, is that spider over there your sister or something?
[MUFFET]
Of course not!
[METTATON]
Alright then. Seek shelter now. I'll take care of this.
[BURGERPANTS]
WH-WHAT!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
[METTATON]
All these fame hungry opportunists are running out of ideas.
Alphys. Hello, darling.
[ALPHYS]
M-Mettaton! A-are you okay?
We're evacuating. Many houses were b-badly damaged by the earthquake-
[METTATON]
Have you been posting your blueprints on the internet?
[ALPHYS]
W-What? No!
[METTATON]
Well, someone is trying to sabotage my brand.
Also, I need to figure out why there's a Muffet doppelganger here.
[ALPHYS]
D-doppelganger? What are you talking about?
[METTATON]
Darling, I'll call you back later.
The city is under attack. They're killing people.
[ALPHYS]
WAIT, METTATON!! METTAT-
[METTATON]
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!? I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE!
[BURGERPANTS]
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO, BOSS!
[XTALE!METTATON]
Well, well. What a coincidence.
[XTALE!MUFFET]
We didn't expect to find our counterparts in this place.
[XTALE!METTATON]
I do understand your concern.
The fact that there's another you is a threat to that sense of uniqueness.
[XGASTER & XTALE!METTATON]
I PROMISE ONE OF YOU WILL REMAIN. (Please, forgive me).
[XGASTER & XTALE!MUFFET]
And it won't be you. (Help us...!)
[XTALE!MUFFET]
Now that I think about it...
...I've always wanted a pet.
[METTATON]
RUN!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
[UNDYNE]
What the hell is going on...
[ALPHYS]
The city... Oh, no... He was right!
METTATON!
Mettaton... Please answer...
[UNDYNE]
Calm down, Alphys. Mettaton is strong, he'll be fine.
[ASGORE]
This is not magic... Something heavy is expanding around.
[TORIEL]
I can sense it too...
[FRISK]
I must go there. This is an emergency.
Monsters and Humans are in danger. As an ambassador, I can't just stand here.
[PAPYRUS]
You are not going alone, Frisk!
I can use my expertise to assist you!
[UNDYNE]
I'm going too. We gotta save our people!
[TORIEL]
The city will collapse if we don't hurry. Let's get going.
[PAPYRUS]
Wait... where is Sans?
[FRISK]
Shortcut.
[PAPYRUS]
Of course.
[XGASTER]
Your decisions are quite interesting, player...
This is only making my job easier.
It feels as if you were almost an extension of me.
Hey Sans! Where the hell have you been?
[PAPYRUS]
Goodness, brother. What happened to you?
The match was postponed. You were gone for hours!
[SANS]
...hours? Heh... heheheh...
HAHAHAHAH...!
...hours.
Uh, a dog was trying to bury me alive in the playground.
[PAPYRUS]
Again? It's the third time this month!
[TORIEL]
How odd. It is not rainy season yet.
[ALPHYS]
It looks like a rain squall. W-we should go home.
[PAPYRUS]
It's all torn and full of... dust...
Oh, well! It was too old, anyway!
[UNDYNE]
YEAHHH!! BURN, BABY!!
[TORIEL]
Frisk got a great idea, Sans.
There are some clothes in their wardrobe that we could lend you. Maybe there is something of your size!
Why don't you two go check them out?
[SANS]
Sounds good. Let's go.
[FRISK]
I'm happy that you... came back safe, Sans.
[SANS]
...there's a lotta crazy stuff out there.
It was hell.
NOT AS DIFFERENT AS WHAT YOU DID HERE.
Not gonna lie, kid. I feel like a fool. I'm kinda relieved though.
I don't need to pretend all of this matters to me anymore.
We can't change anything with stupid promises. In the end, we'll always be trapped in this cycle.
Guess the flower was right.
[FRISK]
You're the one who chose to go out there by yourself and get traumatized.
I offered my help, but you ignored me.
We only have control over THIS timeline. Everyone else's business is not our concern.
[SANS]
That's the point, kid.
[FRISK]
...What?
[SANS]
There's nothing left, and now he's after us.
He's gonna take care of the dirty work.
[FRISK]
What are you talking about. Who is that person?
[SANS]
...Our new owner.
*Sans told you about the Alternate Universes he visited and everything he got to know about Cross.
*He described in detail the confrontation which caused the destruction of the Multiverse.
*An ominous man who brought him back home...
*A power more dangerous than reset?
[SANS]
If you're looking for more answers-
You'll have to ask him yourself.
*Sans went to Grillby's.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
[CHARA]
An Overwrite button?
Geez, the multiverse is certaintly ridiculous.
[FRISK]
Is our universe the only one left?
[CHARA]
Maybe that's good.
Just imagine the bunch of alternate junk that thought was unique and special.
[FRISK]
This is not about who deserves to coexist.
It's about something unknown and allegedly dangerous.
We can't underestimate him, much less give him our trust.
[XGASTER]
Good. You are already aware of it. Sans is undoubtedly an excellent messenger.
Pleasure to meet you, human. You can call me XGASTER.
Your timeline became very special after that incident. Let me tell you, no one else in the multiverse can understand-
How valuable this place and your fascinating traits are. I have come... to taste your true power, player.
All your questions will finally be answered. I fervently wish for you to come with me.
[FRISK]
Those are not your true intentions. You better leave my world, NOW.
[XGASTER]
Hmhmhm... Ignorance is always afraid of change. Don't be afriad of my offer.
[CHARA]
BUZZ OFF, YOU FREAK.
[XGASTER]
Put your foolishness aside for a moment. Coexisting will be the only imperfection I'm willing to accept.
The boundaries which rule over all of us will be eradicated. I'll take you to absolute perfection.
[FRISK]
I will not negotiate my world with you!
[XGASTER]
I'm determined to persuade you, player. Even if it's the hard way.
Perfection or Failure. THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
[INK]
Oof!
The plot thickens! HOW EXCITING!!
Everyone is REALLY upset, haha!
Which part of my act was your favorite?
"I have to admit that I can't stop them by myself..."
"Do you think that it's fair to do... the same thing that... uh..."
Dang. I already forgot most of what I said, haha!
So what's Phase Three about? You never told me, by the way.
When are you gonna start? I'm sure it'll be a blast!
[XGASTER]
Do not rush me.
[INK]
Can't help it, pal! I'm really excited!
Heeeyy, Chara! You sure grew up. Nice look!
I'll miss when I was taller than you, though...
[XGASTER]
I didn't change your body for nothing, Chara.
Behave like the adult you're supposed to be now. Just look at your poor little "brother".
He is so disappointed in you...
[INK]
You did a good job, either way. I had a lot of fun out there with you!
Soooo... The human refused to play with us. What's plan B?
[XTALE!ALPHYS]
There is no shuch thing as "Plan B".
[XGASTER]
They just gave me a good reason to work in complete confidence.
[XGASTER & XTALE!ASRIEL]
CIVILIZED CONVERSATIONS ARE POINTLESS.
[XGASTER & XTALE!ASGORE]
A WORLD WITH SUCH INEQUALITY CANNOT BE SHARED WITH THE IGNORANT.
[XGASTER & XTALE!TORIEL]
OTHERWISE, IT WILL NEVER BE SOMETHING PERFECT.
[XGASTER & XTALE!MUFFET]
I WILL PLAY BY MY OWN RULES.
[XGASTER & XTALE!UNDYNE]
WITH OR WITHOUT THEM, THERE IS NO STOPPING THIS.
[XGASTER & X!FRISK]
THE RESOURCES THIS UNIVERSE OFFERS WILL BE A WASTE NO MORE.
[XGASTER & XTALE!METTATON]
AND THOSE WHO ARE TRULY WORTH LIVING WILL STAY.
[XGASTER & XTALE!PAPYRUS]
THIS IS THE MATCH POINT FOR ETERNITY.
[XGASTER]
THIS IS REALITY.
[INK]
I didn't get it, but that was cool.
Huh...? What's written here?
Uh-oh! I almost forgot!
Hey! Gotta go for a moment. Can I ask you a favor?
Thanks!
Heheh... Is there anything you can't do?
Well. It's gonna be a busy day today. Break a leg, pal!
Not literally though. 'Cause... you have no...
(Let's go, Broomie...)
[X!CHARA]
You coward...
You only brought us back to stand up for you!
[XGASTER]
The proper term is to make yourselves useful.
For example, you are here to entertain me.
Your consciousness remains intact because I find your frustration enjoyable.
Now, let's let your teammates do their job, shall we?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
*We're live!
[METTATON]
Just because you asked for it, here we are, at Muffet's famous bakery!
Look at these eccentric donuts, what are they actually made of?
It's okay if you find this gross. I'm not going to judge you.
That's why we're working together to bake something exclusive for the audience, right?
[MUFFET]
I want my 90.000G first. Then I'll promote your junk.
[METTATON]
Darling, my fans will pay anything for this crossover. You'll never have to worry about a penny.
Just follow the script and that's all.
[MUFFET]
How about I add a new ingredient out of pieces of your metallic bu-
[HARPER]
Uh-oh... Th-the camera shut down...
[BURGERPANTS]
Not now, please...
OH CRAP.
[METTATON]
GUYSSSS.
I'M THIS CLOSE TO LOSING MY PATIENCE.
FIX THIS HOWEVER YOU CAN!
[MUFFET]
You have TEN SECONDS to leave my bakery.
[BURGERPANTS]
B-Boss, there's nothing we can do... Can't we continue tomorrow?
I KNEW I HAD TO SKIP WORK TODAY...!
[HUMAN]
YOU DAMN MONSTERS!! I KNEW YOU WERE EVIL!
GO TO HELL!!
[HARPER]
B-BOSS! LOOK!
[XTALE!METTATON]
This is not enough.
[XTALE!MUFFET]
All these souls are going to make you sick, General.
[XTALE!METTATON]
I need more energy if we want to cleanse this world faster.
[XGASTER]
OVERPOPULATION IS WHAT ACTUALLY MAKES ME SICK.
[BURGERPANTS]
Two Mettatons? We were sent to hell...
[METTATON]
Muffet, is that spider over there your sister or something?
[MUFFET]
Of course not!
[METTATON]
Alright then. Seek shelter now. I'll take care of this.
[BURGERPANTS]
WH-WHAT!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
[METTATON]
All these fame hungry opportunists are running out of ideas.
Alphys. Hello, darling.
[ALPHYS]
M-Mettaton! A-are you okay?
We're evacuating. Many houses were b-badly damaged by the earthquake-
[METTATON]
Have you been posting your blueprints on the internet?
[ALPHYS]
W-What? No!
[METTATON]
Well, someone is trying to sabotage my brand.
Also, I need to figure out why there's a Muffet doppelganger here.
[ALPHYS]
D-doppelganger? What are you talking about?
[METTATON]
Darling, I'll call you back later.
The city is under attack. They're killing people.
[ALPHYS]
WAIT, METTATON!! METTAT-
[METTATON]
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!? I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE!
[BURGERPANTS]
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO, BOSS!
[XTALE!METTATON]
Well, well. What a coincidence.
[XTALE!MUFFET]
We didn't expect to find our counterparts in this place.
[XTALE!METTATON]
I do understand your concern.
The fact that there's another you is a threat to that sense of uniqueness.
[XGASTER & XTALE!METTATON]
I PROMISE ONE OF YOU WILL REMAIN. (Please, forgive me).
[XGASTER & XTALE!MUFFET]
And it won't be you. (Help us...!)
[XTALE!MUFFET]
Now that I think about it...
...I've always wanted a pet.
[METTATON]
RUN!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
[UNDYNE]
What the hell is going on...
[ALPHYS]
The city... Oh, no... He was right!
METTATON!
Mettaton... Please answer...
[UNDYNE]
Calm down, Alphys. Mettaton is strong, he'll be fine.
[ASGORE]
This is not magic... Something heavy is expanding around.
[TORIEL]
I can sense it too...
[FRISK]
I must go there. This is an emergency.
Monsters and Humans are in danger. As an ambassador, I can't just stand here.
[PAPYRUS]
You are not going alone, Frisk!
I can use my expertise to assist you!
[UNDYNE]
I'm going too. We gotta save our people!
[TORIEL]
The city will collapse if we don't hurry. Let's get going.
[PAPYRUS]
Wait... where is Sans?
[FRISK]
Shortcut.
[PAPYRUS]
Of course.
[XGASTER]
Your decisions are quite interesting, player...
This is only making my job easier.
It feels as if you were almost an extension of me.
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