Donkey Pot Pie

[Donkey]
Dragon!

[Dragon]
You didn't knock when you entered, baby
You didn't wipe your feet

[Donkey]
Aw, jeez!

[Dragon]
I didn't see no open house sign
Is this is a trick or treat?
Ooo ooo ooo

[Donkey]
A little help here!

[Dragon]
You need to brush up on fairytales, friend
Cause dragons like their sleep

[Donkey]
Go on and grab some shut-eye!

[Dragon]
I wrote the book on fire-breathing
Why don't you read it and weep?

[Donkey]
I'm actually already in a book club
We're reading Angela's Ashes

[Dragon]
I'm gonna shake you
I'm gonna bake you
I'm gonna make you a donkey pot pie

[Donkey]
What?

[Dragon]
Salisbury steak you
I'll frosted flake you
I'll paty-cake you, my donkey pot pie
Yeah!
Yeah!

[Donkey
Wait a minute!
My, what big teeth you have
They're so... sparklin' white
I bet you hear this from all of your food
But you much bleach at night

Is that a hint of minty freshness
(Oh, I am scared to death!)
I like a girl with a dazzlin' smile
And tic-tac on her breath
Oh-oh-oh... oh-oh...
Don't kill me
Lady with the pretty teeth

[Dragon]
I'm gonna love you

[Donkey]
Uh-oh

[Dragon]
And take hold of you

[Donkey]
Slow down, baby

[Dragon]
I'll velvet glove you...

[Donkey]
Velvet glove me?

[Dragon]
My donkey pot pie!
I'm gonna keep you
Little Litle Bo Peep you
I'm gonna sweep you
Up into the...
...skyyyyyyyy

I'm gonna squeeze you
I'm gonna tease you
I'm gonna please you
I'm gonna have me
A big ol' honkin'
Sloppy gloppy cherry on the toppy

Piece of donkey!
Pot!
Pie...
Na-nana-nanana!
Donkey!

[Donkey]
Oo!

[Dragon]
Donkey!

[Donkey]
Hey!

[Dragon]
Donkey!

[Donkey]
Ai!

[Dragon]
Pot!

[Donkey]
Yeah!

[Dragon]
Pie