Chupacabra

Chupacabra
You're my best friend
When i'm with you
I just pretend that you're a normal human
I know it's far from the truth
But people would panic
If they saw you
So why don't we just stay indoors
I'll make a candle lit dinner
And we'll lay down on the floor
By the fire
I know you want to
Well all you have to do
Is say yes
Come on baby
Because chupacabra
I love you more than the rest
For you i'd take a bullet
Or some buckshot
Or a hypodermic needle
Or a laser beam to the chest
Oh chupacabra you're the only one for me
Just move into my apartment
And you'll see
I think about you day and night
With your small bright red
Beady eyes
And i can't get you out of my head
If you were gone i can't imagine it
I would just
Want to be dead
Your blood may be green
But you're all i can see
When i close my eyes
Oh chupacabra marry me
I love you
I do
I want to spend
My whole
Life
With
You