Fat Pig

[Chorus: Colleen Rodney]
Come on, nigga-slave, go 'head and take a bow
I'm well-aware and proud to say that I'm a fuckin' fat cow
A motherfuckin' looker but I'm pretty damn big
So bow to your Mistress, slave, I'm a fat pig

[Verse 1: Ana Underwood]
Starvin' slave asses down to eighty-two pounds
While Mistress asses fatten up and get pillowy and round
Yeah, I'm two-hundred and thirty now, fatter than all hell
If you weren't underfed and tortured, wouldn't life be swell?
Well, tough shit! Settin' you loose? I couldn't fathom it
The second I let you out the door, you'd probably go and tattle, shit
I'm so gassy, I put too many burritos in my (tummy!)
You'll get to eat 'em when they're comin' out my ass (yummy!)
Big fuckin' girl with minuscule fuckin' troubles
I'm eatin' gourmet foods while all that's fillin' you is rubble
I don't need a slave for money, I do this all for shits and giggles
I love the sight of slaves smothered and I love to feel 'em wiggle
Chillax, bitch, it's not like you have a reason to give
The most food you've eaten in days is this fart I'm 'bout to give
*fart sound*
Swallow that shit up, fag, it's the most for awhile
Your face stuffed in my ass and your head against the tiles

[Chorus]

[Bridge: Colleen]
Bubbly, chubby, greasy, grimy
Buttery, heavy, pudgy, slimy
Paunchy, podgy, potbelly
Overweight fatass, smelly as can be

[Verse 2: Cassidy Welsh]
My ass is almost just as big as your whole faggot body
So you know that any time in which you choose to be naughty
You're gettin' the damn hammer, oh yeah, you'll probably be clamored
But you're so enamored with this ass that you'll probably fall in amour
What's that, fag? I can't understand you with my fat ass upon your nose
I feel a fart comin' on, it ain't gon' smell like no rose
It's gonna stink! Make sure you suck that shit all in
It's easy now, bitch, just wait 'til hardcore shit begins
The toilet's ten feet away and I feel piss inside my twat
Drink it up! Check out this stream o' piss, there sure's a lot!
And stop whinin', you should be lucky nothing's comin' out the other end
*sound of bowels* Shit, cocksucker, you ought to think again!
I ain't shittin' on the carpet though, so carry me to my stool
My ass upon the toilet bowl, it's a throne that I rule
Grunt 'cause it hurts like a cunt, bein' caught up with constipation
But the shit's out my ass now, now it's up to you to swallow my creation
Goddamn! My ass is growin' and it's bigger than ever
And when am I gonna release you from enslavement? (Nigga, never!)

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Colleen Rodney]
Whether I'm sittin' on your gut or wipin' my shitter on your tongue
Or if my ass is on your throat and it's flattenin' your lungs
You know you love the way I torture you and love your mistreatment
Don't try to hide it or deny it, faggot, I can see ya skeetin'
You just jizzed and truth be told, I might start cummin' myself
Because I'm gettin' to do the only job at which I excel
A slaveholder, my duty is just to beat the shit out niggers
Plus my shitter's gettin' gassier, and my ass is gettin' bigger
If I'm standin' upon your face with all my weight for days
And no matter how fucked-up your shit looks, you'll still be givin' me praise
It don't matter if I should beat you or should straight-up kick your ass
'Cause you'll still be complimentin' all of my shit and my gas
And another thing alongside that is that you're decreasing in size
You're less than eighty-five pounds, I can see the sadness in your eyes
But you know that you have to kiss ass and if you show any despise
Than you're fucking gettin' your lungs choked out right in between my thighs
Yeah, motherfucker, I'm a fatass, I took the "lean" out "Colleen"
So just stuff it and stick your ass right under my big-ass jeans

[Chorus]

[Bridge]