I'm The Best

[FLORENCE]
I believe the best of the best
Can take her courage to the test
Just imagine the audience or the Prince
Swooning over my beauty
(They'll praise you, surely!)

As I conquer the stage
With my knives and grace
You'll see my gorgeous face
You'll ask for more
I'll give you a taste
And when you ask for a show
I'll give you something to chase

[RAMONA]
Now, I believe that I am the best
Better than anyone else
An escapista mas grande
I'll steal the show with my amiga, Brande
(AYE AYE AYE)

I'm not some coward
Like Ms. Florence over here
'Cause I'll give you 5 feet of me to fear
The crowd will scream and I'll rack their brain
As they watch me break through all these chains

[Chorus: Florence and Ramona]
I'm the best, get it together
I passed the test, there's no one better
Yes! I'm the best, get it together
Oh, every eye can see it
That nobody is better

Than me, me, me
Not you, you, me
Me, me, not you
Me, me, me
Not you, you, me
Me, me, me, not you

[VAL]
I don't really care what they all say
'Cause I already know that I'm pretty much better
I'll steal the show by bending my body
A twist of the arm, they'll think you're all gaudy

Don't really know what else to say
I'm Val there's no one else I'll play
I can tell that these peculiars can see
There's no one more flexible, both ways, than me

[AMBER]
Ugh, Val thinks she's all this and that
But I'm this, these, those, and that, that, that
And the whole crowd's gonna lose it
When they see me on the rope
Like "Oh my gosh" and "Oh my goodness!"

[Chorus: Val and Amber]
I'm the best, get it together
I passed the test, there's no one better
Yes! I'm the best, get it together
Oh, every eye can see it
That nobody is better

Than me, me, me
Not you, you, me
Me, me, not you
Me, me, me
Not you, you, me
Me, me, me, not you

[BRANDY]
What the hell is going on over here?
I-I-I think I've had too much beer
My vision's starting to swirl
But hey, I'm the best girl
To be leading the stage

While li'l Ramona's in a cage
I'll reach into my hat
And bring out some booze
You know with tricks like that
There's no way I'll lose

[HELGA]
Helga is here
And none but Helga sings clear
None but Helga deserves the spot
You see, Circus, Helga deserves it a lot

So do not argue with Helga 'cause
Helga is perfect, has no flaws
Helga will charm the whole crowd
And Helga will sing so loud

[Chorus: Brandy and Helga]
I'm the best, get it together
I passed the test, there's no one better
Yes! I'm the best, get it together
Oh, every eye can see it
That nobody is better

Than me, me, me
Not you, you, me
Me, me, not you
Me, me, me
Not you, you, me
Me, me, me, not you

[JUBILEE]
I'm the best in my own way
But without my sister, I'd be just OK
Since we're together, though, it's true
That we're both better than all of you

I'll put grins on the audience's faces
Our crowd will have no empty spaces
And here she is, with her charming frown
Dolores, my sister, the more unique clown

[DOLORES]
I'm the best in my own way, too
But being alone in my tent is what I'd rather do
As long as my sister is here, I guess
Not being alone sucks just a bit less

I'll juggle a bit
And then go sit
Because I'm feeling really down
Jubilee is the happier clown
Yes, Jubilee is the happier clown...

[Chorus]
I'm the best, get it together
I passed the test, there's no one better
Yes! I'm the best, get it together
Oh, every eye can see it
That nobody is better

Than me, me, me
Not you, you, me
Me, me, not you
Me, me, me
Not you, you, me
Me, me, me, not you

[FLORENCE]
I'm the best!

[RAMONA]
No! I'm the best

[JUBILEE]
Ha! I'm the best!

[VAL]
Get it together!

[COMPANY, except Eris, Astrid, and Nera]
Oh, every eye can see it
That nobody is better than
ME!