2 Hard Mutha's

[Intro]
Eazy-E: Yo Dre, where's the goddamn drum machine?
Dr. Dre: Ah sh*t, I left the motherf*cker with Pooh
Eazy-E: You dumb motherf*cker what the f*ck we gon' do now?
Dr. Dre: I don't know
Yella: Hey man I got some drums in the back
Dr. Dre: What the f*ck is he talking bout
MC Ren: Do we look like we can play some f*cking drums?
Yella: Man I can play the drums
Everyone: Bullsh*t!
Yella: Man I used to f*ck it up at Compton High
Eazy-E: You motherf*cking high
MC Ren: You fat guy
Yella: Bullsh*t!
MC Ren: Give this n*gga some sticks
*Drum roll*
MC Ren: Yo, f*ck it up Yella

[Verse 1: MC Ren]
Yo we're two hard motherf*ckers
Taking out any punk ass suckers
Can you believe this? if so be frightened
We're strong as f*ck, with the power of a titan
Setting a mark of destruction get it
So don't front, and say you ain't with it
You wanna rumble with us you can't hang
Because we're something like a two man gang
Starting some sh*t is what we do best
Just care about ourself and say f*ck the rest
So yo Eazy (wassup), bust it and shoot to kill
And tell these stupid motherf*ckers the deal

[Verse 2: Eazy-E]
I look you dead in the eye then I spit (yeah)
I tell you to your face punk you ain't sh*t (you ain't sh*t)
I don't give a god damn about feelings
I'm just happy just as long as I'm killing
A 187's in progress, n*gga
Just as soon as I pull this trigger
Automatic heavily, I start firing
And the kids on the block, I'm the one they're admiring
A bad mouth n*gga on the violent tip
I catch you talking some sh*t and I'mma bust your lip
Now who you gonna tell that I'm making you soft
The police ain't sh*t cause I'm paying 'em off
I move slow, always ready to go so f*ck it (so f*ck it)
And b*tches on my di*k, they know that they can suck it
I'm a hardhead, always having a fit
When I'm not allowed to tear up sh*t
I'm a hard motherf*cker (I'm hard motherf*cker)

[Hook]
Two of the hardest motherf*ckers
Two of the hardest motherf*ckers
Two of the hardest motherf*ckers

[Verse 3: MC Ren + Eazy-E]
Now look at me I'm a crazed b*tch
With a gangster profanity pitch
Ren is a n*gga that don't give a f*ck
To a pus*y ass fool trying to press his luck
I'm ready to scrap that's if you're ready to go
I'll take you out going toe to toe
E will start a conversion and hit you from the back
While you getting f*cked by a ruthless jack
Critical condition is what you receive
Thinking of some back up to go and retrieve
But Eazy tell what would happen my man
They would get f*cked up by a ruthless clan
So it's simple, we don't give a f*ck, right?
So you and your boy can get the f*ck out my sight
I'm on tilt with class getting ready to blast
Cause I'm a hard motherf*cker

[Hook]
Two of the hardest motherf*ckers
Two of the hardest motherf*ckers
Two of the hardest motherf*ckers
Two of the hardest motherf*ckers

[Verse 4: Eazy-E + MC Ren]
Eazy and Ren is f*cking it up again
Scheming up a plot before we begin
Because n*ggas like to stare like a b*tch sometimes
They say how could them n*ggas have some hell of a rhymes
It's simple tell 'em what we mean
When the two baddest motherf*ckers step on the scene
Now this is some sh*t - Yo what are you saying
You stupid motherf*ckers, they think I'm playing
Talking all kind of sh*t of sh*t but I'm cracking it up
I can afford to laugh cause I'm backing it up
I'm not a buster I'm more like a hitman
So if you don't wanna throw then you can get down
You don't like the f*ck away from me
So you can stop the sh*t, trying to f*ck the E

[Verse 5: MC Ren + Eazy-E]
You heard what he said and it's the truth so whats up
So if you want me to go well I'm about to nut up
The two baddest motherf*ckers alive
So I don't think that you and your boys can survive
You gotta girl, well if she's good to go
I bet me and E already f*cked the ho
A train was in effect and your b*tch was rocked
By a hell of a n*gga that was hard to stop
Yo Ren lets jet let's get the f*ck on out
Because everybody knows what we're talking about
We're two hard motherf*ckers

[Hook]
Two of the hardest motherf*ckers
Two of the hardest motherf*ckers
Two of the hardest motherf*ckers
Two of the hardest motherf*ckers
Two of the hardest motherf*ckers

[Outro: MC Ren]
Like that like that
Break it down again, come on Yella break it down
Can I get a another role (one time)
It little simple for you
Break it down to break shine
Let me get a funky role right here
Aight on the 3, on the 2
Ah yeah here we go y'all, break it down on the 1
Here we go, let me get a funky role right here
Two times, two time, two time..