Miss Asp's Song II

[MISS ASP]
I miss the fifties, the forties, and more
I miss silent movies and I miss the war
I miss Hitler

[MISS ASP, spoken]
And yes, I know he was psychotic

But villains make people act so patriotic
And patriot women, they all knew their roles
Young women today seem to have disparate goals
They're selfish, and screaming, and opinionated
They act as if all I hold dear is outdated

I try to save them
They don't seem to care
They behave as they please
Now there's change in the air

And it isn't fair
I had no choices
And I couldn't yell
When I got into trouble
I couldn't rebel

Now with so much at stake
And with Life on the line
I won't let them take
What is rightfully mine

It's not been that long
Since the world got off track
It's my duty, my mission
To get us all back

‘Cause if they are the future
Our nation's in trouble
I'll do what I can
In my beautiful bubble

If it's war that they're waging
I'm ready to win
Or die trying
All right, send the garbage girl in