When I Grow Up

I was in the hospital for a long time
With a brain tumor and stuff
But now that I'm better
I'm gonna try a bunch of jobs I've wanted to do since I was a kid...

I'll be a dancer and a drummer
And a doctor and a pilot
And a rapper and a runner
And a rocker and a pirate

And a grocer and a gamer
And a gastroenterologist
An actor and an acrobatic epidemiologist

A soldier and a surfer
And a sexy anthropologist
A biker and a baker
And a ninja archaeologist

I'm havin' a ball
And I'm filming it all
‘Cause I'm gonna have a TV show
When I grow up
When I grow up