The BadBoyHalo Curse Song

Quackity: I walked down to the street

The Muffin street

I see a poor old woman leaving her car

I walk up to her and I say the following words:

Give me the damn keys you little (bbh: HEY!) hamburger

I walk up to the Seven-Eleven

I started buying myself some gummy worms

Turns out that I forgot my credit card

So I pull out my gun and say (bbh: HEY!)

I want this shit for free (bbh: LANGUAGE!)

You little potato (bbh: NO!)

You little hamburger

You muffinhead (bbh: this is a falsehood)

You dunderhead (bbh: okay I'd probably say that one)

You little potato (bbh: and maybe that one)

Gosh darn it (bbh: that one too)

The police are here (bbh: that wouldn't happen)

Fudge my life (bbh: DANGIT QUACKITY)

Karl: My namе is Bad
Boy
Halo and I forgot just one thing

I love signs in Minecraft that say "I lovе penis" (bbh: no)

My name is Bad
Boy
Halo what the muffin is up

I'll tell you what's up

It's a sign that says "I love penis" (bbh: nO)

Oh my honk wait- that's not his thing

Quackity: I'm driving down 123 street

Breaking the law, well you know me (bbh: NO)

I'm going 20 miles over the limit (bbh: incorrect.)

And I have ran over my buddy Skeppy

"Skeppy what are you doing in the road?

You muffinhead, dunderhead, muffinfuck" (bbh: AY)

I turns out I have ran over something of yours (bbh: DON'T SAY IT)

It turns out I have ran over your (bbh: you're gonna die quackit-) penis (bbh: QUACKITY! STOP IT!)

My tire has ruined your face

My tire has ruined your life

And I have to say something, I have fudged up

I have fudged up

I have ruined your entire life

HECK, I'm gonna build you a statue

Karl: It's gonna be a penis (bbh: NO!)

I love signs that say penis (bbh: I DON'T! STOP IT)

Little hamburger penis

Quackity: 20 years later I just got out of jail

I hop on the SMP

I gotta make things right

I go on top of my house

And I start to work

I start making the statue of Skeppy

I count every detail, I make sure everything is right

Finally finish, oh wait

There's one more thing to do (bbh: don't say it, don't, I'm not, no)

I'm doing his beautiful eyes

And his beautiful face (bbh: that's better)

Doing all the things that make him human

I think my best friend is the greatest

That's why I gave him PISSBROWS (bbh: HEY!)

Karl: I love penis (bbh: stop) and my names Bad
Boy
Halo (bbh: STOP!)

Quackity: pissbrows

Karl: Statues with pissbrows are the only way to go

Quackity: I gave him pissbrows
I gave him pissbrows (bbh: NO)

Karl: I love penis and my name is Bad
Boy
Halo

Quackity: I gave him pissbrows

Karl: Statues with pissbrows are the only way to go

Quackity: I gave him eyebrows made out of piss

I gave him pissbrows (bbh: NO)

I gave him pissbrows

I gave him eyebrows made out of piss

I robbed a Seven Eleven and a hospital (bbh: Why a hospital?!)

Those muffinheads, they deserved it (oh my gosh)

Quackity (spoken): And lastly after Bad
Boy
Halo got out of jail

He knew his time was over

Bad
Boy
Halo was actually gonna die in two days!

So to make sure he left his mark in the world he did the following

'Cause out of his good heart Bad
Boy
Halo knew he had to make things right

Quackity (sung): Hello, this is Bad
Boy
Halo (bbh: no it's not)

I just want to say something to you guys before I die (bbh: no I don't)

Karl (spoken): what's he gonna say? (bbh: nothing)

Quackity (spoken): I love you guys (bbh: okay, I'd say that)

You changed my life (bbh: aww I'd say that too)

You guys made my life a million times better (bbh: this is true)

Before I just die

I wanna just fly

And do a good thing for humanity (bbh: do I have to die?)

Karl (spoken): Yeah (bbh: why-?)

I open a gofundme for the local orphanage centre (bbh: aww)

Those kids need so much help

Please donate to this charity

This orphan is called Johnny and his parents left him

You can save his life and make it better with a donation

We got ten thousand dollars in this gofundme

And I wanna thank you guys for your generosity

I spent the last ten thousand dollars on fitches (bbh: HEY!)

I used it on a vacation fuck those orphans (bbh: NOOO!!)

They don't deserve this money

They're not about to die like me

I'm gonna steal this money and use it on a vacation (bbh: NO!)

Wooooo I love money (bbh: no I don't!)

Wooooo fuck those orphans (bbh: STOP SAYING THAT!)

I don't like those orphans (bbh: STOP IT QUACKITY)

They don't deserve this as much as me

Hey, if you donated to my gofundme

Let me tell you something about your funds

You're never getting them back

You're never getting cash back

'Cause guess what bitch? I'm about to die

I'm about to die (bbh: NO!)

I'm about to die

See you in hell, you stupid muffinheads (bbh: WHY?)

Karl: Bad
Boy
Halo loves penis (bbh: stop saying that!)

Got a statue with pissbrows

Karl (spoken): I don't know what else to say it's just funny

Quackity: An also muffinhead is a synonym for stupid sons of bitches

Song end

Karl: I feel like we've all learnt a lot

Quackity: Bravo bravo bravo bravo, ah yes sir! Bad you have- you are talent- Bad! that was amazing Bad

BBH: That was not me

Quackity: Bad I didn't even know you sai- I didn't even know you said all these- Bad, did you really go to a Seven Eleven and make them put money in the- in the bag

BBH: NO!

Quackity: That's insane I never knew you were so badass