#sadgamermoment

[Verse]
Alright!
Bitches!
Step aside
I'm a real ladies man, I'll be your guide
And I got one simple trick to make the ladies swoon
All I gotta do is show my massive IQ
Yo, I pull up to the club in my Mercedes
Step out in my polo, bitch I'm eyeing up the ladies
I saw a cute one, yeah I think her name was Katie
Bitch, I swear to god, she was hotter than Hads
So I walk up to this chick, whom'st I'm bouta' court
She's makin' me erect like a Port-A-Fort
Yo, it's time to flex my brain cause' I don't play sports
My knowledge makes up for the fact that my dick's a little short
I get up to the girl with the heavenly glow
Step aside peasants bouta' show you what I know
By the time I'm done there's gonna be two blows;
The first is her mind, the next: my dick back at home
What!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
I've been ready since I walked in the room, bitch
Whole things bouta' go off without a hitch
Your boy gonna eat em' up like a tasty snack
Bouta' go hard like I'm on crystal crack
When I list off some interesting facts I make fat stacks when I go back on the attack
I'll have you laying on the floor dying, bitch
Play the laugh track
What!
Rejected?
No this can't be
This shit cannot happen, not in my society
I'm just a gentleman gamer, got a massive IQ
But these girls just ain't interested in what I.. do
So fuck you
Guess I might as well be gay
But whatever, probly go after douches, anyway
Even though a gamer like me is better any day
You just don't see the way
Don't even care, you're ugly anyway