Life On The Road

I got a migraine splittin and a motel tanline
The pool party hittin last night it was damn fine
13 people passed out at the pool
Now wake em up make 'em jump we bout to leave them fools
Cuz my Jim Bean habits got a habit of its own
I get drunk and try to sing every 90's rock song
Now i'm juke box jumpin keep it bumpin to my chain
Im out now southbound country roads take me home

I live my life on the road
All day til the law come and get me
I live my life on the road
Y'all wanna know yall wanna know
Catch me runnin through a redlight everynight
Pushin on the gas til the brake light say it right
I live my life on the road

Down in mississippi sippin on that tennessee
You see me sippin whiskey by the liter gettin high in pasadena
From chicago to ohio west virginia carolina
While tarzan he married jane in michigan I married juana (marijuana)
Yellin turn up turn up everybody know its us
Yellin burn up burn up somebody please roll the dutch
Back in oklahoma we drank enough to go in a coma
Back in dallas tapping Alice in gas monkey we tored up
You can take me back to florida you can take me back to georgia
Everywhere i back it up whether im here or in new orleans
Try to keep me back at home but then I hear the people callin
Then im back out on the road like I never ever left
From overseas to canada bring me back home
We run it back and play again like its a sad song
The higher I get the lower I go
I live my life like a show on the road im closer to home

I live my life on the road
All day til the law come and get me
I live my life on the road
Y'all wanna know y'all wanna know
Catch me runnin through a redlight everynight
Pushin on the gas til the brake light say it right
I live my life on the road

Stretchin and yawnin 'bout who got [?]
We tore outta georgia ended up in north california
Man we been drinkin with everybody we party regardless
Outta be watchin for law but instead this blonde got me stoppin
Y'all know that prevost is ridin we wind up in carolina
Tryin to get back to the hizzy but these people keep whinin
Man we so blessed don't bet on us ever quittin
Hit up that number i gave you we'll talk and see what your spinnin
Listen we packin up and rollin out at 5 o'clock for mamas house
And find that ole GPS and find out whats the closest route
I know that we forgettin something microphones and shit for drummin
Pedalboards and all the gear no we don't forget the beer
80 mile an hour party flyin tryin to cover ground
Pilots gotta hardys probly why i gained a bunch a pounds
Water fountain satisfaction gassin up the diesel
Make some memories and money with my partying people
We goin loud

I live my life on the road
All day til the law come and get me
I live my life on the road
Yall wanna know y'all wanna know
Catch me runnin through a redlight everynight
Pushin on the gas til the brake light say it right
I live my life on the road

Set out to show the globe that I'm a microphone killer
So i'm on the road longer than a flattened armadillo
Up in michigan they had a blizzard but we wasn't chillin
We was rollin on the ice ice baby like vanilla
Ohio it was fire though we was swingin off the rafters
They was lovin these old drunk ass crazy southern rappers
Shared the stage with uncle cracker it was packed and they was clappin
And I swear to god my dogs clay and brian made it happen
You ain't gotta like us you can try hard to ignore us
But I thank the lord for the support it's sorta euphoric
That ford van is forced to forge ahead and stay on course
That's our work horse we live our life according to the chorus
We some highway men like waylon and chris
I keep that straight six screamin while i'm grippin the fifth
Cuz when we show up its a rap you been given a gift
Jed Clampet on the mic boy its a hit when i miss

I live my life on the road
All day til the law come and get me
I live my life on the road
Y'all wanna know yall wanna know
Catch me runnin through a redlight everynight
Pushin on the gas til the brake light say it right
I live my life on the road

I live my life on the road
All day til the law come and get me
I live my life on the road
Y'all wanna know yall wanna know
Catch me runnin through a redlight everynight
Pushin on the gas til the brake light say it right
I live my life on the road