Get That Man a Beer

[Verse 1]
Well, I heard they got married and they bought a little place
He worked nights, and she worked days
And they had two mean kids
His old dog and her wandering eyes
Well, I heard she's up to her old tricks again
She did what she did to me to him
And the whole town knew it
Hell, I guess I dodged a bullet

[Chorus]
So if you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia
There's a dude with a Bulldogs tattoo in the corner of the bar
With a scar on his left eye; it's from a mean right hook of mine
He got my girl and a few good licks in
It broke my heart, but that was back then
And I figured out later, well, he might have did me a favor
So if you ever get that chance, won't you get that man a beer?

[Verse 2]
I can see him there and he's sitting in the same ol' stool
That I broke in when she broke me in two
And looking back now, well, I reckon I owe him a round

[Chorus]
So if you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia
There's a dude with a Bulldogs tattoo in the corner of the bar
With a scar on his left eye; it's from a mean right hook of mine
He got my girl and a few good licks in
It broke my heart, but that was back then
And I figured out later, well, he might have did me a favor
So if you get that chance, won't you get that man a beer?

[Chorus]
If you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia
There's a dude with a Bulldogs tattoo in the corner of the bar
With a scar on his left eye; it's from a mean right hook of mine
He got my girl and a few good licks in
It broke my heart, but that was back then
And I figured out later he might have did me a favor
So if you get that chance, won't you get that man a beer?
Won't somebody get that man a beer?