I Ain't Being Racist But...
By Riz MC (2016)
On album Englistan (2016)
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Look I ain't being racist
But have a look around at what this place is
I mean the flag is red and white but I don't see no pink faces
They don't wanna integrate is the issue it's blatant
I know talking straight is rare when primary schools have translators but lets face it
This f*cking country's gone down the sh*tter
Immigrants nick our jobs and impregnate our sisters
Willing to work for pittance and quicker to chirpse your mrs
When I can't get a job or my good old British di*k sucked
Still free money and housing, it takes the p*ss bruv
Crying about asylum they're seeking and preaching Islam - if there's war in your country it's not our fault is it?
Nah
And that Jamaican fella Mandela's a terrorist bruv
So now all them black fellas think they're heavy Gs, selling weed, rioting, can't even score at penalties
At school they do terribly but it's a sly act, they can write tight lyrics to make my son act black
Good at maths and fractions when it comes to selling crack to Somalian's doing voodoo sucking on that f*cking cat
The turks sell heroin, Romanians are skets and thieve, we already know from cricket Paki's are enemies!
They kill their own daughters over a kiss - honour killing! all they want is bombs and fiddling kids
It's in their Quran to kill us, them Hindus Sikhs should go back to Pakistan where they gangbang their sisters
It takes the mick, by which I don't mean them IRA pricks
But I try to be a patriot, they're calling me a racist!
Paki's are terror pedophiles, the Jews are reptiles, the recession was the Rothschild's greed gone wild!
I will not smile while Britannia gets spit roasted!
Brits have hosted aliens and now we've blown it
Apologising for the empire, guilty ghosts have poked and coaxed us into losing all that's close to us
It's bollocks, mate!
The darkies are glad we had the colonies, we only borrowed cotton and modernised their economy
Gave the knobs democracy, built them railways
Drew cubist middle eastern borders that were fail safe
Educated them in the ways of the great race
Even paid for their vacations and in those great days we bonded, through labour
We made Jamaica
Took africans on a cruise there, didn't even make you pay bruv!
Indians to everywhere, Africa and Malaysia
They didn't even know about science - we trained ya
Made them our fond pets, and of course it's nonsense that we gave them all an inferiority complex
Or horribly tossed them into poverty fostered communalism, or pulled a resource robbery on them 'cus honestly:
From Kashmir and Palestine to Scotland, mate, all they wanna say is thanks. Big up the monarchy!
'Cus we brought 'em back to our shores, taken 'em in
And now they trying to put their black sperm on Kate Middleton
They're sick, mate
Illiterate, with benefits in brick laying, kicking of in Bradford, picking on the poor BNP
Demonstrating in Luton to devastate the community, The EDL bravely fell and now they've cleared the way to London
Riz is getting paid up in Wembley
Chicken and chips, liquor and cigarettes is what they trade
Add a bit of curry it's a recipe for heart disease
Revenge is sweet
It's a conspiracy, making Brits obese so chicks will dig their skinny limbs
Unzip their jeans they'll stick it in, corrupt our breed, they're on it mate
Plotting since 1948, until they tan the union jack like it's on holiday
So watch it mate
They're out to f*ck our sisters in a pool club, infiltrating the borders, shops on all of da corners
They wanna see Sharia law enforced on us all, 'cus their daughters are awful whores but still go clubbing to lure them
They run the hospitals from sweeping the floors to doctors so called underpaid, playing the paupers
So when it all kicks off and there's war they won't treat us, they'll say the paracetamol's all gone
Caribbean and the middle eastern hordes are sending us [?] kebabs and helping Man City score
They're so determined that them immigrants thought that they should be more hidden so they painted their paws white
f*cking Eastern Europe, now we've opened the door they're all building loft extensions we can afford
It all started with Mosques, false visas, black barber shops, polski skleps
We have been invaded whilst we slept, soon Eastenders will be set in Abdul Square
I wanna rediscover all our national flare
I wonder how it was when we all had blonde hair- yeah, [?] I'll google our history
Wait- what the f*ck? The English were Picts and Celts originally, all Irish and Welsh types in kilts, you're f*cking kidding me, sheep shaggers and haggis?
Wikipedia: delete
Then came Italians, slick and slippery, Roman invasion, Inter-Milan and Celtic interbreeding, but at least they were white, not Asian and poor. Wha- a North African legion guarded Hadrian's Wall?
This is disturbing right, and then came the German tribes - f*cking Hitler did us in before he was even alive!
Tribes called Angles, Saxons and Jutes, what a scandal, who knew we'd already lost world war II?
Then viking invaders pounded the north and the east - I knew it, them Geordies always sounded foreign to me
But the saddest revelation is this Battle of Hastings... somebody called Norman came and gave us a pasting
1066 these French sissy pricks all conquered us?
Oh f*ck you William the Conqueror!
Then the English language then started and laid the basis for parliament, but that don't mean berets and garlic can ever be a part of us
But William did something else nice for us too, wanted business to boom so he invited the Jews!
From all over Europe they came, settled and spawned, but English blood can't be Jewish, otherwise... we'd have horns, right?
sh*t, wait, I'm lost, so now we're Paddy Spaghetti Jew Kraut Viking Frogs?
Well, at least they're from white culture- wait...
Scientists find an ancient East African skull from before all this up in the North of England?
Well that's written in the Guardian so of course it's fiction! It's bad enough they had African drummers in Edinburgh in the 1500s, and Henry VII's trumpeter was a black man named John Black!
That still don't mean Dizzee Rascal should've done that f*cking olympic rap
Then refugees, protestants from Holland and France changed a lot of sh*t, made society more advanced, built churches, brought culture, nice weavers
Wait- they were basically asylum seekers!
This is a lot to digest on a night in, that great British culture is such a volatile thing, people stopping by on our Isle from horizons afar, so to get 'em back, we colonised them!
And though I don't really know who 'we' is, I know who the others are, 'cus we ruled their regions, made engines and an empire that never ends, 'cus of our Kraut Paddy Dutch Frog intelligence
Britannia ruled the waves, and 'cus she was... cruel to slaves. Trading flesh paid the ways for our bestest days
Well alright okay, one percent of how many we sold can stay
Wait- if we did that it'd double the population?
Alright I take that back, sorry my mistake then
Luckily for now it's under .01
So lets call it quits yeah, anymore we don't want
'Cus in the 1890s British didn't mean dark... apart from Indian MPs and Finsbury Park
The first black footballer and thousands of half and fully black kids borns back when slavery flopped
And then about 1.3 million Indians fought for us in WWI... brilliant!
I mean, silly them, and all the other troops and colonies
I wanna laugh, but the noise just won't come out properly
And after the wars when Britain was nearly killed off we begged brown, black and polish to come and rebuild us
Help them other country, take factory jobs, and they did, Like a rush of wind in Tilbury docks
So I suppose I should be letting all these immigrants off?
And I suppose Britishness isn't as simple as part, a lot of stuff's been mixed into it and pickled a lot but those immigrants are different to all the new lot!
I mean, they're coming in bigger waves than the earlier hordes
Even if they aren't invading and starting as many wars...
And even if our DNAs like a bukakke in porn
There's one British tradition that will always remain pure and that's being prejudiced against the immigrant scum! Whether it's Paki, frogs, vikings, or Ethopians skulls, and when they end up a part of us and we all become one, we wait till the next lot try coming along
And when they do, my Somali Polish kids will be p*ssed at all this immigrants coming over and ruining sh*t. The red cross on the flag means no entry - duh!
Wait- what d'you mean Saint George was Turk?
But have a look around at what this place is
I mean the flag is red and white but I don't see no pink faces
They don't wanna integrate is the issue it's blatant
I know talking straight is rare when primary schools have translators but lets face it
This f*cking country's gone down the sh*tter
Immigrants nick our jobs and impregnate our sisters
Willing to work for pittance and quicker to chirpse your mrs
When I can't get a job or my good old British di*k sucked
Still free money and housing, it takes the p*ss bruv
Crying about asylum they're seeking and preaching Islam - if there's war in your country it's not our fault is it?
Nah
And that Jamaican fella Mandela's a terrorist bruv
So now all them black fellas think they're heavy Gs, selling weed, rioting, can't even score at penalties
At school they do terribly but it's a sly act, they can write tight lyrics to make my son act black
Good at maths and fractions when it comes to selling crack to Somalian's doing voodoo sucking on that f*cking cat
The turks sell heroin, Romanians are skets and thieve, we already know from cricket Paki's are enemies!
They kill their own daughters over a kiss - honour killing! all they want is bombs and fiddling kids
It's in their Quran to kill us, them Hindus Sikhs should go back to Pakistan where they gangbang their sisters
It takes the mick, by which I don't mean them IRA pricks
But I try to be a patriot, they're calling me a racist!
Paki's are terror pedophiles, the Jews are reptiles, the recession was the Rothschild's greed gone wild!
I will not smile while Britannia gets spit roasted!
Brits have hosted aliens and now we've blown it
Apologising for the empire, guilty ghosts have poked and coaxed us into losing all that's close to us
It's bollocks, mate!
The darkies are glad we had the colonies, we only borrowed cotton and modernised their economy
Gave the knobs democracy, built them railways
Drew cubist middle eastern borders that were fail safe
Educated them in the ways of the great race
Even paid for their vacations and in those great days we bonded, through labour
We made Jamaica
Took africans on a cruise there, didn't even make you pay bruv!
Indians to everywhere, Africa and Malaysia
They didn't even know about science - we trained ya
Made them our fond pets, and of course it's nonsense that we gave them all an inferiority complex
Or horribly tossed them into poverty fostered communalism, or pulled a resource robbery on them 'cus honestly:
From Kashmir and Palestine to Scotland, mate, all they wanna say is thanks. Big up the monarchy!
'Cus we brought 'em back to our shores, taken 'em in
And now they trying to put their black sperm on Kate Middleton
They're sick, mate
Illiterate, with benefits in brick laying, kicking of in Bradford, picking on the poor BNP
Demonstrating in Luton to devastate the community, The EDL bravely fell and now they've cleared the way to London
Riz is getting paid up in Wembley
Chicken and chips, liquor and cigarettes is what they trade
Add a bit of curry it's a recipe for heart disease
Revenge is sweet
It's a conspiracy, making Brits obese so chicks will dig their skinny limbs
Unzip their jeans they'll stick it in, corrupt our breed, they're on it mate
Plotting since 1948, until they tan the union jack like it's on holiday
So watch it mate
They're out to f*ck our sisters in a pool club, infiltrating the borders, shops on all of da corners
They wanna see Sharia law enforced on us all, 'cus their daughters are awful whores but still go clubbing to lure them
They run the hospitals from sweeping the floors to doctors so called underpaid, playing the paupers
So when it all kicks off and there's war they won't treat us, they'll say the paracetamol's all gone
Caribbean and the middle eastern hordes are sending us [?] kebabs and helping Man City score
They're so determined that them immigrants thought that they should be more hidden so they painted their paws white
f*cking Eastern Europe, now we've opened the door they're all building loft extensions we can afford
It all started with Mosques, false visas, black barber shops, polski skleps
We have been invaded whilst we slept, soon Eastenders will be set in Abdul Square
I wanna rediscover all our national flare
I wonder how it was when we all had blonde hair- yeah, [?] I'll google our history
Wait- what the f*ck? The English were Picts and Celts originally, all Irish and Welsh types in kilts, you're f*cking kidding me, sheep shaggers and haggis?
Wikipedia: delete
Then came Italians, slick and slippery, Roman invasion, Inter-Milan and Celtic interbreeding, but at least they were white, not Asian and poor. Wha- a North African legion guarded Hadrian's Wall?
This is disturbing right, and then came the German tribes - f*cking Hitler did us in before he was even alive!
Tribes called Angles, Saxons and Jutes, what a scandal, who knew we'd already lost world war II?
Then viking invaders pounded the north and the east - I knew it, them Geordies always sounded foreign to me
But the saddest revelation is this Battle of Hastings... somebody called Norman came and gave us a pasting
1066 these French sissy pricks all conquered us?
Oh f*ck you William the Conqueror!
Then the English language then started and laid the basis for parliament, but that don't mean berets and garlic can ever be a part of us
But William did something else nice for us too, wanted business to boom so he invited the Jews!
From all over Europe they came, settled and spawned, but English blood can't be Jewish, otherwise... we'd have horns, right?
sh*t, wait, I'm lost, so now we're Paddy Spaghetti Jew Kraut Viking Frogs?
Well, at least they're from white culture- wait...
Scientists find an ancient East African skull from before all this up in the North of England?
Well that's written in the Guardian so of course it's fiction! It's bad enough they had African drummers in Edinburgh in the 1500s, and Henry VII's trumpeter was a black man named John Black!
That still don't mean Dizzee Rascal should've done that f*cking olympic rap
Then refugees, protestants from Holland and France changed a lot of sh*t, made society more advanced, built churches, brought culture, nice weavers
Wait- they were basically asylum seekers!
This is a lot to digest on a night in, that great British culture is such a volatile thing, people stopping by on our Isle from horizons afar, so to get 'em back, we colonised them!
And though I don't really know who 'we' is, I know who the others are, 'cus we ruled their regions, made engines and an empire that never ends, 'cus of our Kraut Paddy Dutch Frog intelligence
Britannia ruled the waves, and 'cus she was... cruel to slaves. Trading flesh paid the ways for our bestest days
Well alright okay, one percent of how many we sold can stay
Wait- if we did that it'd double the population?
Alright I take that back, sorry my mistake then
Luckily for now it's under .01
So lets call it quits yeah, anymore we don't want
'Cus in the 1890s British didn't mean dark... apart from Indian MPs and Finsbury Park
The first black footballer and thousands of half and fully black kids borns back when slavery flopped
And then about 1.3 million Indians fought for us in WWI... brilliant!
I mean, silly them, and all the other troops and colonies
I wanna laugh, but the noise just won't come out properly
And after the wars when Britain was nearly killed off we begged brown, black and polish to come and rebuild us
Help them other country, take factory jobs, and they did, Like a rush of wind in Tilbury docks
So I suppose I should be letting all these immigrants off?
And I suppose Britishness isn't as simple as part, a lot of stuff's been mixed into it and pickled a lot but those immigrants are different to all the new lot!
I mean, they're coming in bigger waves than the earlier hordes
Even if they aren't invading and starting as many wars...
And even if our DNAs like a bukakke in porn
There's one British tradition that will always remain pure and that's being prejudiced against the immigrant scum! Whether it's Paki, frogs, vikings, or Ethopians skulls, and when they end up a part of us and we all become one, we wait till the next lot try coming along
And when they do, my Somali Polish kids will be p*ssed at all this immigrants coming over and ruining sh*t. The red cross on the flag means no entry - duh!
Wait- what d'you mean Saint George was Turk?
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