She Fart On My (Freestyle)

[Verse 1: Baljeet From Tech Support]

They saying baljeet where you been at? I'm just coolin at ease
Fuckin on a stinky thottie yuh she smelling like cheese

I was deadass boutta nut when she fart on my dick
Round 2 ain't happening girl u just ain't slick

I was fukcin fukcin fukcin when she told me that she farted
Taking in the all smell man this shit got me retarded

Pick up ur clothes girl, yeah, you ain't no candy
Two minutes later, yeah, i skrt off in my camry

I'm the man, packin 2 inches, doin all the dishes
In the riches, driving drunk, yeah, crashing into ditches

Eat chipotle, no i do not play, suck her toes gourmet
Call my dick little cutter, self respect in the gutter

Kill myself, that bitch ears big like an elf, she need help
Shave off two pounds drink that shake, yeah, with the kelp

I'm not yellow, play the cello, post up with carmelo
Anthony, but I ain't get knicked, and my fits, yeah they fresh

Got the fakes, yuh, made in bangladesh, Like the check
Use child labor, look at genius annotator, Copped the plaque

Back to back, i got no ball sack, Naijablack
Gon take this shit and nut on my back


[Verse 2: Naijablack]

It's Naijablack 419 i'm the yung booty prophet
And Yo bitch want my shit cuz i'm hot like a pocket
My Dick came hard on your mom like a rocket
But you can Call me on the low i'm the plug like a socket

Lemonade Lemonade bitches be on me they call me the young booty renegade
Defilade Defilade, Break through your shit yo boy don't do no barricades
Detonate Detonate, blow yo shit up hide yo bitch cuz you know that I'll penetrate
Elevate Everyday, moving through thotties i'm sorry don't call me just get it straight

Im Naijablack I stack the racks count it fast like a teller
You niggas are sorry you hang wit your mommies running round fake as dope sellers
Finesse yo bitch easy but you couldn't see me so sleazy I call you H. Keller
Hit once, back out, but she keeps calling, bruh can you tell her?

I just whip out my saber, fresh suit and it's tailored
Fresh cut yea i'm tapered, never donate my paper
Naijablack is the greatest, on his way to the A-List
Your mom said I was the gayest, but i'm still on her playlist

Everybody wanna go, I pray to god every Sunday, then ill fight you niggas on a Monday
Literally Lyrically doomsday Tuesday I don't give a fuck what you say
OK? Imma get with yo bish. Getting the girls that you all reminisce
Like Gouda you cheesy i see you you see me with riri in fiji boy why you so pissed

Yea uh she like me, even tho my dick tiny
Blastin' Matty B drinking Black tea rubbin on her right knee
Bitch come fight me, all my niggas piping
I'm out this bitch ya mom here come get it yung spicy

[Verse 3: Yung Spicy]

Your bitch is in my van, yea we ridin' Supreme
Got your momma in the back and she covered in cream

I swing it around like a baretta it's better your track is pathetic and you have no ethic I put it on skates, bitches be slippin em just like Kyrie and my fits are aesthetic

Better than better than better than ever your peepee is wack and it looks like a parrot, Repeat after me cuz birds in the trap, your mommas a trap, no wonder you're wack

Rain drop, drop top, jokes on you, your mom's a thot
Fuckity Fufu look at nut while she sitting on top while wearing a crop top

Deadbeat, get my bed meat, I'm a Christian, but i like feet
Tell your girl, I go skeet skeet, I'll be right there, get my nut beat

Aye! Yah! Huh! What! x2

Goofy ass Banana stupid poop it on my lap
Shutup stinky BInky lookin' like a geographical map
Shit on my dick, what the hell? I'm takin' a nap
Peace, love and positivity, chill i'm just tryna fap!

Ask me how I'm doin', I'll say business is boomin
Ask how your girl is, say her pussy in bloomin

DRGN Dave? More like DRGN gay
Eat my ass like Chic Fil A
Bitch we out here don't fuckin' doubt me
Bitch miss me
It's Chim P

[Verse 4: Chim P]

It's the Chimper on the track, this was back in the day
I was chimping on the chicks, call me Santa, I slayed
Then my boy called me chimper, what the fuck did he say?
He be yelling in the halls, he said "Chimping re!"

I was chimping chimping chimping on the females I be pimping
I be chilling
Ladies come and get a four inch filling

In the crib i fuck your thot, run up drop the top
Pull up and i nut, take off then i pop

Uh, catch it with a tissue, fuckin' on the line all the time no issue
Uh, condoms I misuse, whipping all the cream in my dick bitch come thru

Uh bitch yea i bang, chains straight from Johnny Dang
Eat her ass, orangutan
One last thing
FUCK RACHE GANG