The Black Friday Song

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaack friday!

Time to go to the mall

Black friday!
I'm gonna purchase it all!

Black friday!
It's that time of year
Black friday is the day retail employees fear!

Black friday!
I'm gonna buy a TV

Black friday!
I think instead, I'll buy three

Black friday!
Everything is for sale!
But if you shop on black friday then you better beware of..
Violence!
Lining up outside of the store

Mob riots
Everybody crams through the door

Fist fighting!
Blood is gonna cover the floor
And people kill each other for a PS4!

Discounts!
Buy a microwave for half of the price

Save money!
If you're willing to risk your life

Kill people!
The murder rate is going to surge!
Black friday is the real life version of "The Purge"

Black friday!
Now that thanksgiving has passed

Black friday!
I'm gonna buy some sh*t and kick ass

Black friday!
Christmas is soon to arrive!
Bring a gun with you shopping if you wanna survive!

Hey there, black friday shoppers are you ready for some excellent deals? Well then I hope you're prepared to maim, murder and steal! And if some old grandma is trying to take the last sterio system left, well don't you hesitate to choke that b*tch to death!

Black friday!
Time to go to the mall!

Black friday!
I'm gonna purchase it all!

Black friday!
Everything is for sale!
But if you shop on black friday then you better beware!