Bubblestand - Season 1 Episode 2a
By Spongebob Squarepants
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Sponge
Bob: [Sponge
Bob walks outside, and breathes in the fresh air] Ahh, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the water is shimmering, scallops are chirping. So peaceful. [Sponge
Bob immediately grabs wood, a hammer, and some nails, and starts to noisily build a stand. Squidward peeks his head out the window]
Squidward: Can we lower the volume, please? I can't work with all that racket going on!
Sponge
Bob: Oh, sure thing, Squidward.
Squidward: Yes. Mmm. Right. Mmm.
Sponge
Bob: Okay. [he taps on a nail lightly, and he looks up at Squidward's window. He does it again, and continues to, making sure he doesn't make too much noise. Meanwhile, in Squidward's house, Squidward has his clarinet in hand]
Squidward: And now... for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you. [He starts to play. Sponge
Bob looks up and sees that Squidward is playing, so he decides to finish his stand quickly. Squidward looks out the window again.]
Squidward: I thought I... Wha?
Sponge
Bob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents.
Squidward: Oh, right. Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles.
Sponge
Bob: Uh huh!
Squidward: Oh, puh-lease! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles? [Patrick comes out of his house, stuck to the underside of the rock]
Patrick: Good morning! [he falls and screams]
Squidward: Oh, boy. [Patrick walks over to Sponge
Bob]
Sponge
Bob: Good morning to you, sir. Would you care to blow a bubble?
Patrick: Hmm, how much is it?
Sponge
Bob: Only a quarter.
Patrick: Sounds reasonable. [whispering] Uh, I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.
Sponge
Bob: Sure thing, Patrick. [he pulls out a quarter and he gives it to Patrick]
Patrick: Ah, one quarter. [he hands the quarter back to Sponge
Bob, and bites it to see if it's real]
Sponge
Bob: Thank you. [cuts back to Squidward]
Squidward: Hmm, business is booming. [he laughs] How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors? Uh huh. [he continues playing. Cut back to Sponge
Bob and Patrick. Sponge
Bob dips the wand in the bubble soap]
Sponge
Bob: One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. [Patrick grabs the wand from Sponge
Bob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but a bubble doesn't come out. He pants and blows again. After a while, Sponge
Bob puts up a "Lessons" sign. Patrick then loses his breath] Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.
Patrick: Uh, very well, then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? [Sponge
Bob hands Patrick a quarter] Thanks. [he winks and hands the quarter back to Sponge
Bob]
Sponge
Bob: Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! [he starts doing his infamous routine] First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... [he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]
Patrick: Oooh. [Sponge
Bob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and Sponge
Bob blows a caterpillar] Ah! [The caterpillar then pops one-by-one, with descending sounds. Patrick continues to giggle. Sponge
Bob blows a boat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]
Squidward: Huh? [he shakes his clarinet. Cut back to outside with Sponge
Bob and Patrick]
Sponge
Bob: And now... with two hands! [he inhales deeply and blows out an elephant. Circus music, in particular part of the piece "Entry of the Gladiators", starts playing.]
Patrick: [Laughs] It's a giraffe! [Patrick continues laughing as the elephant floats over into Squidward's house. Sponge
Bob then frowns as the bubble pops and tons of smaller bubbles come out of both windows of the house while an elephant sounds. Squidward opens the door with a sour look on his face. Sponge
Bob and Patrick hide behind the stand. Sponge
Bob places a "Closed" sign on it. Squidward looks over the stand]
Sponge
Bob: Excuse me, sir, but we are clo-
Squidward: Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!
Sponge
Bob: We're not just blowing bubbles. We're making bubble art! Watch carefully. [he does his infamous routine again] First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... [he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and pops]
Squidward: That's not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. [Sponge
Bob and Patrick, now depressed, head to Sponge
Bob's house] You should be ashamed of yourselves. [Sponge
Bob closes the door as Squidward laughs to himself] Bubbles. [he continues laughing] Art. [he mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, Sponge
Bob pops up out of nowhere]
Sponge
Bob: That'll be 25 cents, sir.
Squidward: Ah, whoa, what? [Sponge
Bob blinks] Oh... who-who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?
Sponge
Bob: We also offer lessons for beginners. [he puts the "Lessons" sign up]
Squidward: Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? [he pulls a quarter out] Here's your 25 cents!
[Sponge
Bob bites it to see if it's real and it bends] Watch and learn. [he inhales and blows, but nothing happens] Uhh... wait, wait, wait. [he inhales and blows again, but nothing happens again] One more time. Here. Wait. [he inhales and blows again, and a small bubble comes out and instantly falls to the ground and bursts, making a raspberry sound. Looks over at Sponge
Bob and Patrick. They gulp, and then start whistling. Squidward places another quarter on the stand] Uhh... Just a mere warm-up. [he dips the wand in the bubble container, inhales deeply and blows hard. The bubble falls to the ground again, making another raspberry sound, gets another quarter out and puts it on the stand]
Sponge
Bob: Hey, Squidward, remember the technique.
[Squidward keeps trying to blow bubbles while Sponge
Bob and Patrick are trying to show him the technique] Squidward, technique! You do this, and this, step back....
Patrick: Hey! Technique, Squidward!
Sponge
Bob: Spin around like thi— Like this... Look at me, over here, one... two.... yeah, three...
Patrick: The pelvic woo!
Sponge
Bob: Look, we're doing the technique! And don't for... Don't forget the "Woooooo!" Squidward?
Patrick: Listen to Sponge!
Sponge
Bob: Technique! Technique! Technique!
Sponge
Bob and Patrick: [while standing on one foot] Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique! Tech- [Squidward looks at them]
Sponge
Bob: [weakly] You're not doing the technique.
Patrick: Technique.
Squidward: Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique! [he starts to do the infamous routine, while imitating Sponge
Bob] First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Wehooooo! Wehoohoo! Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then, bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, this, this, this, that, that, that, that. And that, that, that that that that! And then... [Screams into the wand, blowing a gargantuan, unshaped bubble]
Sponge
Bob and Patrick: Wow! [Squidward is then lifted off the ground. The bubble pops off the wand and Squidward falls back on the ground]
Sponge
Bob: All right, Squid! That was so good!
Patrick: Squid is number one!
Squidward: I really did it, didn't I? Hey, you guys didn't blow anything like that!
Sponge
Bob: No.
Squidward: Now that's a bubble!
Sponge
Bob: You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique!
Patrick: Yeah, technique.
Squidward: Technique? Hah! Sponge
Bob, you don't think I created that [kisses his tentacle] beautiful work of art with your help? [he starts laughing] Come on, it's in my genes.
Sponge
Bob and Patrick: Squid's got genes! Squid's got genes! [Squidward walks back to his house]
Squidward: Thank you, thank you, thank you. [he starts to play his clarinet. Sponge
Bob and Patrick chant Squidward's name. At one point, they belly flop each other and Patrick falls on the ground.] I rock. [Squidward continues to play his clarinet. As Sponge
Bob and Patrick continue to chant, Squidward's bubble flies over them, covers the house, and pulls it out of the ground and up towards the top of the ocean. Sponge
Bob notices and stops Patrick]
Sponge
Bob: [concerned] Squidward! [Patrick now notices]
Sponge
Bob and Patrick: Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! [Squidward stops playing his clarinet]
Squidward: Hello, my friends. You are looking at a... [he sees how far he is from the surface]
Sponge
Bob and Patrick: Squidward!
Squidward: ...genius. [the bubble explodes in the air and then the ground violently rumbles and shakes. Sponge
Bob and Patrick look in awe]
Sponge
Bob and Patrick: Wow! [the ground stops shaking. The two slowly walk back to their homes. They then speed up and run inside their houses. Squidward's house floats back to the surface. He starts playing his clarinet weakly to the Thankfulness song as the screen fades black, ending the episode]
Bob: [Sponge
Bob walks outside, and breathes in the fresh air] Ahh, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the water is shimmering, scallops are chirping. So peaceful. [Sponge
Bob immediately grabs wood, a hammer, and some nails, and starts to noisily build a stand. Squidward peeks his head out the window]
Squidward: Can we lower the volume, please? I can't work with all that racket going on!
Sponge
Bob: Oh, sure thing, Squidward.
Squidward: Yes. Mmm. Right. Mmm.
Sponge
Bob: Okay. [he taps on a nail lightly, and he looks up at Squidward's window. He does it again, and continues to, making sure he doesn't make too much noise. Meanwhile, in Squidward's house, Squidward has his clarinet in hand]
Squidward: And now... for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Thank you, thank you. [He starts to play. Sponge
Bob looks up and sees that Squidward is playing, so he decides to finish his stand quickly. Squidward looks out the window again.]
Squidward: I thought I... Wha?
Sponge
Bob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents.
Squidward: Oh, right. Like I would spend a moment of my time blowing bubbles.
Sponge
Bob: Uh huh!
Squidward: Oh, puh-lease! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles? [Patrick comes out of his house, stuck to the underside of the rock]
Patrick: Good morning! [he falls and screams]
Squidward: Oh, boy. [Patrick walks over to Sponge
Bob]
Sponge
Bob: Good morning to you, sir. Would you care to blow a bubble?
Patrick: Hmm, how much is it?
Sponge
Bob: Only a quarter.
Patrick: Sounds reasonable. [whispering] Uh, I'm going to need to borrow a quarter.
Sponge
Bob: Sure thing, Patrick. [he pulls out a quarter and he gives it to Patrick]
Patrick: Ah, one quarter. [he hands the quarter back to Sponge
Bob, and bites it to see if it's real]
Sponge
Bob: Thank you. [cuts back to Squidward]
Squidward: Hmm, business is booming. [he laughs] How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors? Uh huh. [he continues playing. Cut back to Sponge
Bob and Patrick. Sponge
Bob dips the wand in the bubble soap]
Sponge
Bob: One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go. [Patrick grabs the wand from Sponge
Bob, inhales deeply and begins to blow, but a bubble doesn't come out. He pants and blows again. After a while, Sponge
Bob puts up a "Lessons" sign. Patrick then loses his breath] Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.
Patrick: Uh, very well, then. Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter? [Sponge
Bob hands Patrick a quarter] Thanks. [he winks and hands the quarter back to Sponge
Bob]
Sponge
Bob: Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique! [he starts doing his infamous routine] First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... [he blows bubbles shaped like ducks]
Patrick: Oooh. [Sponge
Bob pops out of nowhere and blows a box. Patrick giggles and Sponge
Bob blows a caterpillar] Ah! [The caterpillar then pops one-by-one, with descending sounds. Patrick continues to giggle. Sponge
Bob blows a boat, and it floats off, pops, and makes a foghorn noise. Cuts to inside of Squidward's house]
Squidward: Huh? [he shakes his clarinet. Cut back to outside with Sponge
Bob and Patrick]
Sponge
Bob: And now... with two hands! [he inhales deeply and blows out an elephant. Circus music, in particular part of the piece "Entry of the Gladiators", starts playing.]
Patrick: [Laughs] It's a giraffe! [Patrick continues laughing as the elephant floats over into Squidward's house. Sponge
Bob then frowns as the bubble pops and tons of smaller bubbles come out of both windows of the house while an elephant sounds. Squidward opens the door with a sour look on his face. Sponge
Bob and Patrick hide behind the stand. Sponge
Bob places a "Closed" sign on it. Squidward looks over the stand]
Sponge
Bob: Excuse me, sir, but we are clo-
Squidward: Don't give me any of that! How can you two possibly make all this noise just blowing bubbles?!
Sponge
Bob: We're not just blowing bubbles. We're making bubble art! Watch carefully. [he does his infamous routine again] First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then... [he blows a butterfly, which flies over to Squidward, lands on his head, and pops]
Squidward: That's not art. That's just annoying. Blowing bubbles, that's the lamest idea I have ever heard. [Sponge
Bob and Patrick, now depressed, head to Sponge
Bob's house] You should be ashamed of yourselves. [Sponge
Bob closes the door as Squidward laughs to himself] Bubbles. [he continues laughing] Art. [he mumbles, and picks up the bubble wand, sniffs it, and inhales to blow. Then, Sponge
Bob pops up out of nowhere]
Sponge
Bob: That'll be 25 cents, sir.
Squidward: Ah, whoa, what? [Sponge
Bob blinks] Oh... who-who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?
Sponge
Bob: We also offer lessons for beginners. [he puts the "Lessons" sign up]
Squidward: Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble? [he pulls a quarter out] Here's your 25 cents!
[Sponge
Bob bites it to see if it's real and it bends] Watch and learn. [he inhales and blows, but nothing happens] Uhh... wait, wait, wait. [he inhales and blows again, but nothing happens again] One more time. Here. Wait. [he inhales and blows again, and a small bubble comes out and instantly falls to the ground and bursts, making a raspberry sound. Looks over at Sponge
Bob and Patrick. They gulp, and then start whistling. Squidward places another quarter on the stand] Uhh... Just a mere warm-up. [he dips the wand in the bubble container, inhales deeply and blows hard. The bubble falls to the ground again, making another raspberry sound, gets another quarter out and puts it on the stand]
Sponge
Bob: Hey, Squidward, remember the technique.
[Squidward keeps trying to blow bubbles while Sponge
Bob and Patrick are trying to show him the technique] Squidward, technique! You do this, and this, step back....
Patrick: Hey! Technique, Squidward!
Sponge
Bob: Spin around like thi— Like this... Look at me, over here, one... two.... yeah, three...
Patrick: The pelvic woo!
Sponge
Bob: Look, we're doing the technique! And don't for... Don't forget the "Woooooo!" Squidward?
Patrick: Listen to Sponge!
Sponge
Bob: Technique! Technique! Technique!
Sponge
Bob and Patrick: [while standing on one foot] Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique! Tech- [Squidward looks at them]
Sponge
Bob: [weakly] You're not doing the technique.
Patrick: Technique.
Squidward: Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique! [he starts to do the infamous routine, while imitating Sponge
Bob] First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Wehooooo! Wehoohoo! Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then, bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, this, this, this, that, that, that, that. And that, that, that that that that! And then... [Screams into the wand, blowing a gargantuan, unshaped bubble]
Sponge
Bob and Patrick: Wow! [Squidward is then lifted off the ground. The bubble pops off the wand and Squidward falls back on the ground]
Sponge
Bob: All right, Squid! That was so good!
Patrick: Squid is number one!
Squidward: I really did it, didn't I? Hey, you guys didn't blow anything like that!
Sponge
Bob: No.
Squidward: Now that's a bubble!
Sponge
Bob: You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique!
Patrick: Yeah, technique.
Squidward: Technique? Hah! Sponge
Bob, you don't think I created that [kisses his tentacle] beautiful work of art with your help? [he starts laughing] Come on, it's in my genes.
Sponge
Bob and Patrick: Squid's got genes! Squid's got genes! [Squidward walks back to his house]
Squidward: Thank you, thank you, thank you. [he starts to play his clarinet. Sponge
Bob and Patrick chant Squidward's name. At one point, they belly flop each other and Patrick falls on the ground.] I rock. [Squidward continues to play his clarinet. As Sponge
Bob and Patrick continue to chant, Squidward's bubble flies over them, covers the house, and pulls it out of the ground and up towards the top of the ocean. Sponge
Bob notices and stops Patrick]
Sponge
Bob: [concerned] Squidward! [Patrick now notices]
Sponge
Bob and Patrick: Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! [Squidward stops playing his clarinet]
Squidward: Hello, my friends. You are looking at a... [he sees how far he is from the surface]
Sponge
Bob and Patrick: Squidward!
Squidward: ...genius. [the bubble explodes in the air and then the ground violently rumbles and shakes. Sponge
Bob and Patrick look in awe]
Sponge
Bob and Patrick: Wow! [the ground stops shaking. The two slowly walk back to their homes. They then speed up and run inside their houses. Squidward's house floats back to the surface. He starts playing his clarinet weakly to the Thankfulness song as the screen fades black, ending the episode]
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