The Greatest Trolling Story Of All Time, Of History And Prehistory

It was a teusday morning, in the westcaost eastside
Of the netherlandski, the TV was on and the usual black rights discussion went on on the news
Hagamet Hagamoham, had an advanced and argueably right arguement it was discussin racism and facist activism in depth

The arguementthe TV kept on rambling about horse booties and all shorts of crazy ebic stuff but i wanted real meaningful rap type of thing going on
I decided the most avant-garde thing to do is to follow the days patterns, BUT with a twist, instead of taking coffee before going to the shop, i would go shop first

Ofc i could just walk to front store infront of my house which is why its a front store, but instead i did a more usual thing and went to the wallmart
Fat humanoids crawled over the place, a skinny blue virgin from england was standing there drooling at the fat sluggy meatball humanoid. he didn't know which cabbage to pick
The one with the ramble label, or the one witha story to it on the label. however a piece of dork nexto him clearly knew he wanted meaningful story telling cabbages

One was for the horse booty power, the other one was 2Pac cabbage cain fanfic 30+ very errotic
Anyway i came to the shop for a meaningful rap vibe day a day thats not just a ramble of nihilistic chaos of the minds eruptions but instead just a meaningful rap story kind of vibe day
One that is more avant-garde and usual to the common rathuman brain, so i went on shopping for that result, i saw snails in the food freezing system and realized they had it cold there
I didn't do anythign about it because before they told me those snails are death and i just wanted them to have a warm place, and i felt guilty for killing them by taking them out of the freezer
So instead i pushed two fingers in my eyes so i couldn't hear the screams of the will to escape the cold suffering, apartenly you can't live without cold and suffering
This is the meaning of life when you pull the string out of the keyboard it will make your spirit vade out of your body the cage of life and death itself
No one really knows if you will life on in a cosmic spiritual way or if you existence will stop existing, but anyway i ran away with fingers in my eyes and yelled llelelellelelellelelelle so i couldn't see them either
Then i saw a fish burger, and realized that i could just buy this instead of burgers and fish both, like it saves 2 euros so ye i did that and grabbed it

I suddenly got disattracted from my story and saw a cute plump fluffy furry booty wiggling she said 'dont look at my ass figget' i smiled at her and felt her hand slap up against my cheek
As i didn't reconsider and slapped her lower cheek the buttcheek, i got instantly a knee in my nuts. this was affection of a high level, no girl not intrested in you would press her knee into your
Erectional areas, even tho she was a rough one i loved her knee rubbies as a good boy, however i couldn't continue because i was taken out of the shop
And sat in this police house locked in his bird cage till 2:00 am

I knew my normal behavior ended up in this avant-garde story bed tell story tell yo

So the key is THE END

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Oops haha